James Potter
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Post by James Potter on Jun 4, 2005 13:48:20 GMT -5
Dear Diary Journal,
Yeah, believe me, this is, a journal, and nothing else. It is not a girly diary. Pshh, yeah right. No one is ever going to see it, considering it hid it under my invisibility cloak. How bloody smart am I? Let's just add that to my never-ending list of good qualities.
James Potter: -Smart -A hell of a Quidditch player. -Prankster King -Popular -Amazing -Heartthrob (Lily Evans wants me. You know she does. That girl is in denial.) -Every possible thing that you can say that is an appraising quality.
How was my day today? Ah, unforunately to say it was normal. But luckily, it was normal....off we go.
I woke up with a start when Sirius practically jumped on me. That bloody git. I was trying to sleep. So, I got ready, and kicked Sirius right in the back. Revenge is so sweet. Classes were boring as usual, I actually ended up falling asleep in History of Magic and Divination. Ah, that means I have to go ask Remus for notes. And that means that Remus is going to yell at me. Oh, well. I've learned to block him out anyway.
Speaking of Remus, he likes Sirius. I know he does. He is...like me over Evans. So, what do I do? Wait, heh, you won't answer me, you're a /book/.
LILY EVANS! Will she ever quit denying that she likes me? It's driving me crazy. I saw her outside on the grounds today, and as usual, I ran my fingers through my raven colored hair all sexy like, messing it up and then I went up to her, and before I could say /anything/ she said. "YOU'RE AN ANNOYING TOERAG, POTTER!" Hah, she knows she wants me.
Survey of the Day thing! 1.Do you write in a journal or diary?: No, of course I don't. -eye roll- What is this thing, a Dungbomb? 2.Do you keep an organizer?: Me? Organize things? Pshh. 3.Do you believe in love at first sight?: Hell yes! Lily Evans and I are /soulmates/ 4.Do you believe that every person has one soul mate: Look above. 5.Do you believe in god?: o.O; 6.Do you believe in everyone (even the beyond helpless)?: No, Snivelly has /no/ hope whatsoever. 7.Do you believe in having a good education?: Hogwarts is a Happy School! Education. Kids, stay in school! 8.Do you believe in horoscopes?: Yes! Last month's horoscope told me that Lily and I are soulmates! 9.Do you believe in yourself?: I believe in myself more than anyone else. 10.Do you shower daily?: Uh, yeah. o.O; 11.Do you like this survey so far?: No. 12.Do you like the person that sent you this?: Somebody sent me this? On what? 13.Do you cry easily?: Errr...no. Crying is for cowards. 14.Do you believe in Heaven?: Yeah. Lily Evans is heaven. 15.Do you believe in hell?: Nope. 16.Do you believe in reincarnation?: Sure...?
*Favorites* 1.favorite day of the week: Saturday 2.favorite ice-cream: Cookies and Cream 3.favorite movies: What's a 'movie'? o.O; 4.favorite actors: o.O;; 5.favorite actresses: Are actors and actresses parts of the moviewhatsits? 6.favorite quote: "I'm better than you" 7.favorite songs: I like a lot of songs. Too many to list. 8.favorite music groups: Look at the above answer and switch song for "music group" 9.favorite music singers: Lily Evans. -blush- 10.favorite holiday: APRIL FOOL'S DAY! 11.favorite season: Fall 12.favorite colors: Scarlet and Gold 13.favorite flowers: Lilies. Because of Lily. 14.favorite book: Quidditch Through the Ages. 15.favorite school subject: Food times!
*When you hear ___ you think of..* 1.Baseball: What's baseball...? 2.Sexy: Lily Evans 3.Red: Lily Evans 4.Warm apple pie: Hmmm, yummy. 5.Hot: Lily Evans 6.Fish: Giant Squid 7.Girl: Lily Evans 8.Amanda: Not as hot as Lily Evans 9.Swimming: Erm... 10.Bologna: I LOVE FOOD! 11.Annoying: Peter...sometimes? 12.Loser: Snivelly 13.Cool: Sirius and Remus 14.School: Stupid, except for lunch and Quidditch.
Friendships* 1.Who is your overall~* top of the line~* best friend?: Sirius 2.Who is your 2nd best friend?: Remus 3.Who is your 3rd best friend?: Peter 4.Who is your 4th best friend?: Me. 5.If there are anymore, you can list them here: Me, me, me.
WHICH OF YOUR FRIENDS... 6.Is the funniest: Sirius 7.Do you tell your dreams to: No one. 8.Do you tell your fears to: Sirius 9.Do you go to for advice: Remus 10.Have you dreamt about: Lily. She's my friend. 11.Knows everything about you: Sirius 12.Do you tell your secrets to: Sirius and Remus. 13.Is the most shy: Peter 14.Is the loudest: Sirius 15.Can't you live without: Sirius, Remus, LILY! Maybe Peter? 16.Is the most trendy: I am. That's not a choice? Well, alright, Sirius then. 17.Can be the most annoying: Peter. 18.Lives the farthest away from you: 19.Lives closest to you: 21.What do you look for in a friend?: humor, coolness, trust
*Relationships* 1.boyfriend/girlfriend's name: LILY EVANS. Alright, I'm single. 2.crush: Do I even have to say it? Lily Evans. 3.where does that special someone live?: Hogwarts/some Muggle Town, England. 4.things you like in the opposite sex: Scarlet colored hair, brilliantly hued green eyes. 5.when was your first kiss: I don't remember. ; I will remember the day Evans kisses me though 6.are you a virgin: Yes. I'm offended. 7.the most romantic thing anyone has done for you was: Fainting in front of my feet. 8.which is more important- personality or looks?: It doesn't matter. Lily Evans has both! 9.first boyfriend/girlfriend: Some girl who I don't remember.
*Creative Q's* 1.If you had the choice to spin around the sun, or walk on the moon, which would you choose and why?: Walk on the Moon because I'd be cool. Wait, I already am. 2.What color do you think best describes you and why?: Gold. Because I am worth more than gold. 3.If you could be doing anything right now, what would you be doing?: Playing Quidditch. Probably working on my curve shot. Slytherins won't know what him 'em. 4.Would you ever share you heart completely with someone else? If yes- who~* if no- why not?: YES, LILY EVANS! 5.Which sense could you not live without, and why?: All of them...I need them all, duh. 6.Have you ever written on a mirror? If so what did you write?: Err...not really. Maybe I should some day. 7.If you could change one thing you did in the last 24 hours, what would it be and why?: I would have asked Evans out every thirty seconds rather than every minute. 8.Do you prefer sleeping outside beneath the night sky, or your cozy bed indoors?: Night sky... 9.What is the most beautiful thing in the world?: Need I say it? Lily Evans. 10.Name one person whose changed your life for the better: Sirius, Evans, Remus. 11.What can someone do to you that would turn you on fully- physically or mentally- or both?: Be Lily Evans. 12.If you knew you were going to pass away within the next few days, what would be the last thing you say, and who would you say that to?: That's morbid. 13.What is one thing that can make you smile no matter what mood your in?: Quidditch, Pranking, watching Peter fall flat on his face when he trips over himself. 14.If you could meet anyone, past or present, dead or alive, who would you meet and why?: Myself. 15.And finally, what makes you you?: Quidditch, pranking people.
~~~True or False~~~
I like my name: True. I am a teenager: True I like school: False I hate school: False My school's cafeteria food is yummy: True! Food is good! I love the color black: False I love the color pink: False. I took a shower this morning: True My hair is its natural color: True My favorite subject in school is Lunch: True I am straight: true I like Math: Math? As in Arithmancy? FALSE! I own Rainbows: Owning a rainbow? I thought leprachauns did. I hate beef: False. It's food. I am a vegetarian: False I hardly ever watch TV: What's a TV? I'd rather rent a movie then go to the movies: Here's the word 'movie' again. This must have been made by a Muggle. I'll ask Evans to decipher it later. I get physical exercise every day: Yep, Quidditch rocks. I have had an eating disorder: No. I love food. I am short for my age: False I am tall for my age: True. I love hoodies: I wear them sometimes to get on Hogwarts Express. I think. Their those shirts with those little flappy things in the back, right? I hate it when: Remus doesn't give me his notes, doesn't let me copy his paper, etc. When Quidditch is cancelled just because of some rain. (IT WON'T KILL US. IT'S WATER.)
I'm going to ask Evans out now.
Bye,
James, the /best/ Quidditch player /ever/.
{{By the way, I am just using this for comical purposes.}}
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James Potter
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Post by James Potter on Jun 4, 2005 18:36:50 GMT -5
I'm baaack. And Evans said no. Boohoo. She should stop denying that she likes me. Anyways, I know I already posted today but I was wandering around and I found Remus' journal diary. And it had some cool surveys in it so I am going to do them. Go me!
01.) Name:: James Potter
02.) Middle Name:: Clarence
03.) DOB:: Personal.
04.) Age:: 13
05.) Location:: Hogwarts
06.) Eye Color:: Hazel
07.) Hair Color:: Jet-black
08.) Hair Length:: Short
09.) Height:: 5'9-ish.
10.) Shoe Size:: Nines, I think.
11.) Glasses or Contacts:: GLASSES, BABEH! And I look sexy in them, too.
12.) Braces:: No.
13.) Single or Taken:: Single. But taken in a sense. Because I know Evans wants me.
14.) Bad Habits:: Messing up my hair. Well, I don't think it's a bad habit, but other people do.
15.) Fears:: Losing a Quidditch Game.
16.) Screen Name:: ...what?
::_**_:: School ::_**_::
17.) Where Do You Go to School:: Hogwarts. 18.) Whats Your School Mascot:: A Lion, Snake, Badger and a Raven. We're cool and have four mascots. 19.) Whats Your School Colors:: Scarlet and Gold 20.) Whats Your Favorite Subject:: Defense Against the Dark Arts and Transfiguration. And Meal times. 21.) Whos Your Favorite Teacher:: None. 22.) What Do They Teach:: I DON'T LIKE ANY TEACHERS. 23.) Who Sits Next to You In Math Class:: Err, Arithmancy is stupid, I didn't take that class.
::_**_:: Love Life ::_**_::
24.) Do You Have a Boyfriend/ Girlfriend:: No.
25.) If So, Whats There Name:: -looks above-
26.) If So, How Long Have You Been Together:: -looks above-
27.) Do You Have a Crush:: Yes! Lily Evans! 28.) Do They Know:: Yes! 29.) Have You Ever Broken Someones Heart:: Nope. 30.) Have You Ever Had Your Heart Broken:: Nope.
::_**_:: Favourites ::_**_::
31.) Animal:: STAGS ROCK MY SOCKS 32.) Color:: Scarlet and Gold. 33.) Person:: Lily Evans and my friends. 34.) Subject:: Transfiguration and DADA 35.) Season:: Fall. 36.) Holiday:: APRIL FOOL'S DAY! 37.) Hobby:: Pulverizing the crap out of Snivelly/Quidditch 38.) Sport:: QUIDDITCH! 39.) Feeling:: Happy. 40.) Saying:: Err. 41.) Word:: Cool. 42.) Month:: April, hence April Fool's day. 43.) Clothing:: I couldn't care less. 44.) Jewelry:: See above. 45.) Food:: All food is wonderful. 46.) Snack:: See above.
::_**_:: Friends ::_**_::
47.) Best:: Sirius, Remus, Peter, etc. 48.) Daringest:: Sirius 49.) Funniest:: See above. 50.) Tallest:: It's me, but after that it's Sirius. 51.) Shortest:: Peter 52.) Loudest:: Sirius. 53.) Shyest:: Peter. 54.) Smartest:: Remus 55.) Blondest: Peter. 56.) Craziest:: Sirius. 57.) Nicest:: Remus 58.) Sweetest:: Err... 59.) Weirdest:: Sirius. 60.) Flirtiest:: Sirius,
::_**_:: Have You Ever ::_**_::
61.) Had a Wish Come True:: Nope. 62.) Had a Dream Come True:: I never had a dream come true...'til the day that I met you. -sings- 63.) Broken a Body Part:: Yep. 64.) Fallen in Love:: Yup. 65.) Done Something You Regret:: Nope. 66.) Tripped and Fell in Public:: I'm too cool in public.. 67.) Sang in Public:: This diary journal is private, right?. 68.) Cried in Public:: Nope 69.) Kissed Someone Besides Family:: Loads of times. 70.) Been in a Car Crash:: What's a car?
::_**_:: The Last ::_**_::
71.) Thing You Did Before Getting on the Computer:: What's a computerwhatsit? 72.) Person You Yelled at:: Lily 73.) Person You Hugged:: I attempted to hug Evans 74.) Person You IMed:: ...what's IM? 75.) Time You Cleaned Your Room:: NEVER! 76.) Song You were Listening:: I don't remember. 77.) TV Show You Watched:: What's a freaking TV? It's in like every survey. 78.) Movie You Watched:: Movies things are in every survey too. What /are/ they, exactly? 79.) Time You went to the Movies:: See above. 80.) Time You Cried:: A long time ago. 81.) You Took a Shower:: This morning.
::_**_:: This OR That ::_**_::
82.) Coke OR Pepsi:: ... 83.) Tall OR Short:: Tall. 84.) Flowers OR Candy:: Candy. 85.) Math OR English:: English 86.) Blink 182 OR Sugarcult:: Huh? o.O; 87.) Mickey OR Minnie:: Mickey 88.) Middle School OR High School:: I've only gone to primary Muggle school. 89.) Boyfriend OR Girlfriend:: Girlfriend. 90.) Single OR Taken:: Single, but taken at the same time. -remembers answering this before-
::_**_:: Word Association ::_**_::
91.) bead:: necklace 92.) bed:: Sleep. 93.) sexy:: Lily 94.) phone:: What's that? 95.) tough:: Cookies. Don't ask. 96.) neato:: Nerd. 97.) leather:: Pants. xD! 98.) weird:: Snivelly. 99.) so:: sad. Get it? Too bad, so sad? 100.) easy:: Quidditch 101.) test:: Horrible teachers 102.) nerd:: geek. 103.) falling:: OUCH! 104.) air:: broom 105.) hot:: EVANS
::_**_:: Random ::_**_::
106.) do you sleep with a stuff animal:: Nope 107.) do you like snowballs:: Yep. 108.) are you in school:: Yes. 109.) do you like to swim:: Yes. 110.) are you funny:: Yep.. 111.) what do you think of water:: It's nice.... 112.) are you a blonde at heart:: No. 113.) have you ever been to Maryland:: No...? 114.) are you happy this survey is over:: I dunno.
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James Potter
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Gryffindor: Third Year
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Post by James Potter on Jun 4, 2005 19:13:53 GMT -5
-is going to do other survey that he found from looking through Remus' stuff and finding his journal finding them on the floor.
Type Your Name With Your… Eyes closed::: James
Nose::: Janmes.
Chin::: james.
Wrist::: JAMES
Elbow::: JAmes
Turned around in Your Chair::: WHEE!
Computer Mouse::: Huh?
!..*( Basics )*..!
Name* James
Birthday* Special
Gender* Male.
Eye Color* Hazel
Hair Color* Black
Screen Name* HUH?
!..*( Current )*..!
Mood* Boredom is taking me over.
Clothes* Robes.
Shoes* I'm not wearing any. Heh.
Feeling* Happy
Smell* Smelly socks.
People You're Talking to on IM* What's an IM?
Reading* Nothing. I don't read
Watching* Nothing.
Listening to* Laughter
!..*( The Last )*..!
Person you called* On a telephonewhatsit?
Person who called you* See above
Person you IMed* WHAT THE HELL IS IM?
Person who you yelled at* Lily Evans.
Thing you said out loud* "I'm going to do this stupid survey now"
Thing you ate* Lunch.
Thing you drank* Pumpkin juice.
!..*( Favourites )*..!
store* Zonko's
brand* o.O;
clothing* Robes?
accessory* I'm not a girl.
colour* Scarlet
name* Lily, brownie points if the last name is of the Evans variety.
book* Quidditch Through the Ages.
tv show* What does TV stand for and what exactly is it?
movie* What exactly /is/ a movie?
song* Lots.
band* Lots.
album* Third time's a charm. "Lots"
!..*( Random )*..!
Do you like to climb trees* Sure.
Do you have an allowance* Nope.
Do you like reading* Nope.
Do you like going on the computer* Compuwhatsit? I don't think so.
Do you like cheese* All food is good.
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend* No. But I'm taken.
How many nicknames do you have* Like...two
What are they* Prongs, Jamesy
Do you get along with your parents* Yep.
::: you :::
full name::: James Clarence Potter.
date of birth::: is special.
age::: Thirteen.
location::: Hogwarts.
::: the color of my...:::
hair::: Jet-black.
skin::: Not pale...but not tan either. Actually it's a twinge on the pale side.
eyes::: Hazel.
::: do you have...:::
braces::: No.
glasses or contacts::: Glasses.
if you do which one::: -looks above-.
piercings::: No.
if so where::: -looks above-
tattoos::: No.
if so where::: -looks above-.
::: favourites :::
color::: Scarlet/Red.
season::: Fall.
actor::: Uh.
actress::: What are they?
movie::: Movies...AGAIN?!
band::: Lots
song::: Lots
smell::: Lots
holiday::: April Fool's day, duh.
candy::: Anything.
::: this or that:::
coke or pepsi::: I like Firewhiskey and Pumpkin Juice.
sunny or rainy::: Sunny, better Quidditch conditions.
christmas or valentines day::: Christmas.
lily or rose::: Lily. Don't you even know me?.
purple or pink::: Red.
skirts or shorts::: Shorts. I don't wear skirts. I'm a male.
math or history::: History.
computer or phone::: Compuwhatsit? What's a phone?
::: random :::
do you have your own room::: No.
if you don’t who do you share it with::: The other boys in my house and year.
what is your screen name::: HUH?
do you have a boyfriend/ girlfriend::: No, but I am /taken/. Stop asking.
do you wear jewelry::: No.
: I'm great at everything I do. : Lily Evans. : Lily Evans. : Lily Evans. [im begging]: for another Quidditch Practice : loads of stuff. : I had messier hair. : History of Magic. : my mum and dad. : Nothing! : people talking. : for a Snitch to carry around. : Lily Evans. : Nothing? : for my friends. : am cool. : in a very sexy way : not very often. : play fair. : a lot. : a lot of people. Want me to list them? : at the Quidditch Pitch. : Lily Evans and Quidditch. [have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing]: Ummm...no. -coughislyingcough- [if so, when and with who]: I promised I've neverplayed Strip Exploding Snap! [favorite place to be kissed?]:The lakefront out on the grounds [have you ever been caught "doing something"]: Nope. I'm sneaky.
Basics: Nickname(s): Jamesy, Prongs Initials: JCP How old do you look?: Fourteen or Fifteen. How old do you act?: Twelve Glasses/Contacts: Glasses Braces: Nope. What makes you happy? Annoying Snape. What upsets you? Nothing.
First: Best friend: Sirius and Remus Real boyfriend: I'm straight Real memory of something: Date: A long time ago. Kiss: A little while back. Screen name: Huh? Self purchased album: None Pets: An owl that I am too lazy to name right now. Piercing/tattoo: None. Enemy: Snivellus Snape Big trip: Hogsmeade? Detention: First day of school. Time breaking a bone: Three months ago, a bludger hit me in the arm. Sleepover: Never. Hangover: The other day..
Social Life: Best friend(s): Sirius, Remus, Peter. Boyfriend: I'M STRAIGHT, DAMNIT! Hobbies: Playing Quidditch, annoying Snivellus, fantasizing about Evans. Are you center of attention or the wallflower: Center of Attention Would you rather be with friends or on a date: Both! Best hangout: Common room
Who- People: Have known the longest: Mom and dad Argue the most with: Lily Evans. Always get along with: Sirius Is most trustworthy: Remus Makes you laugh the most: Sirius. Most interesting to talk to: Sirius and Remus. Has been there through all the hard times: Sirius and Remus Has the coolest parents: Me. I know I can't pick me but everyone else hates their parents Is the most blunt: Peter? Is the smartest: Remus. Best Mannered: Remus. Best Dressed: Me. I can't pick me, well, then, it's probably Sirius. Most talkative: Me. Aww, way to rain on my parade, it's Sirius. Most Innocent:
Last: Car ride: What's a car? Movie seen: What? swear word: 'Damnit' beverage consumed: Pumpkin Juice Person you called: Huh? That called you: What? TV show watched: What in the hell is a TV? For Merlin's sake. TELL ME! Shower: This morning. Shoes worn: Sneakers Item bought: Lunch Annoyance: Snivelly. Web page visited: -arches a brow- Web page? Movie you rented: Alright, a Muggle made this survey, too, didn't they? CD you listened to: Huh? CD you've bought: None. Person you were thinking of: Lily Evans.
Now: What are you wearing: School robes. What song are you listening to?: Nothing. What's the weather like?: Sunny and warm. Current obsession: Lily Evans is my infactuation Current Addiction: I'm high off of Lily Evans. Talking To: No one.
YOUR LIFE____ [x] they call me: James [x] also: Jamesy, Prongs [x] sex: Male. [x] my first breath of air: when I was special.
[x] age: 13. [x] status: single, but taken at the same time. [x] occupation: Student. [x] nationality: English.
____FAST FORWARD____ [x] college planning to go: ...I'm going to be an auror. [x] future resident of: England. Probably Godric's Hollow. [x] wedding: to Lily Evans. [x] children: I want two kids. A boy that looks like me and will have my name is some shape or form and a girl that looks like Lily Evans. [x] looking forward to: Quidditch [x] NOT looking forward to: I don't know.
____PLAY____ [x] feeling: Boredified. [x] listening to: Silence's roar. [x] Talking to: No one. [x] doing: This survey. [x] craving: Honeyduke's Chocolate. [x] thinking of: Chocolate. [x] hating: Nothing
____LOVE?____ [x] love is: awesome [x] first love: Lily Evans [x] current love: Same [x] love or lust?: Love. [x] best love song: Something [x] is it possible to be in love w/ more than one person @ the same time?: No. [x] when love hurts: Make it not hurt. [x] true or false - all you need is love: False. [x] have you ever been in love?: Yes. [x] is there such thing as love @ first sight?: Yes it was..
____THE OPPOSITE SEX____ [x] turn ons: Red hair, emerald hued eyes, name is Lily Evans. [x] turn offs: Not being Lily Evans. [x] does your parents' opinion on your bf/gf matter to you?: Nope. [x] what kinda hair style?: Lily Evans' hairstyle [x] the sweetest thing a member of the opposite sex can do for you?: ACTUALLY TELL ME THAT THEY LIKE ME LIKE I KNOW THEY DO. -fumes- [x] where do you go to meet new people?: School [x] are you the type of person to holler n ask for numbers?: Yeah. xD! But only if it's Lily Evans. I don't know what a 'number' is though.
____PICKY PICKY____ [x] dog or cat: Dog. [x] short or long hair: Both? [x] sunshine or rain: Sunshine. [x] moon or sun: Sun. The moon is bad for my friend Remus. [x] basketball or football: Quidditch. [x] righty or lefty: Righty. [x] hugs or kisses: Both. [x] 1 best friend or 10 acquaintances: Can't I pick ten best friends? -pout- [x] bf/gf or best friend: I can't choose! Both. [x] got tv or radio: What are those things? [x] starbucks or jamba juice: Who? [x] mcdonalds or burger king: Sure! [x] summer or winter: Winter. [x] written letters or e-mails: Written letters. Only because I have no idea what an email is. [x] disney or nickelodeon: Huh? Muggles should translate this... [x] car or motorcycle: MOTORCYCLE! I know what it is 'cause Sirius wants a flying one. He explain exactly what it is to me. I have /no/ idea of what a car is. [x] house party or club: House par-tay! [x] sing or dance: Dance. [x] freak or slow dance: Slow dance. [x] yahoo messenger or aim: Huh? [x] google or ask jeeves?: See above.
Name: James Potter Location: Hogwarts. Color of eyes: Hazel. Hair color: Raven black Shoe size: Nine-ish?
Oi, remember I didn't look through Remus' stuff, okay!
I'm going to reply sometime, probably the day after tomorrow!
James. (Again.)
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James Potter
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Post by James Potter on Jun 5, 2005 13:55:33 GMT -5
Dear Journal that is not a Diary,
Guess what. It's a brand new day and I will explain exactly what happened when I asked Lily Evans out yesterday first. Weeell, you know, like I said, I finished writing in this thing and then I found Evans, and then I asked her out. And she was like "GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL, POTTER. I DON'T LIKE YOU." Yeah, right. She likes me so much that she is completely infactuated with me. Oh, I used a nice big word. "Me". Aren't I special and talented? Special and talented, hmm? -adds it to list of great qualities on first entry- But then, after she turned around, I tried to hug her, and I said "It's okay, Evans. I know that you are in denial." But then she hit me in the nose with her elbow. x.x It bled a little. But still, Evans touched me! Yeah! She is infactuated with me.
New and Improved List of Good Qualities:
"James Potter: -Special -Talented -Smart -A hell of a Quidditch player. -Prankster King -Popular -Amazing -Heartthrob (Lily Evans wants me. You know she does. That girl is in denial.) -Every possible thing that you can say that is an appraising quality."
Anyway, I went looking through Remus' stuff again and tried to find his diary to see if there was another spiffy survey to the Quidditch pitch, even though it wasn't booked for Gryffindor, to cure me of my boredom. I perfected my curve shot. The Slytherins are so stupid that they won't realize to aim for the third hoop the eighth time I score on them. Slytherins are nimrods...especially Snivelly-poo.
Speaking of Snivelly-poo, today I went off into the grounds and I saw him, so I went up to him and annoyed the hell out of him. Then I got my wand out and performed the Jelly-Legs Hex on him. Ooh, what I said was the best part. I said, "Oi, Snivelly, I'm pretty sure you're thick enough to find the countercurse to this after the next rainstorm. And maybe you won't be as greasy either!" Can you say 'burn'? Antagonizing Snivellus is so much fun. But then Evans had to come and rain on my parade and help Snivelly out. For Merlin's sake, he calls her a Mud--I can't even /write/ the word, he calls her a -cough- and she helps him? She is so weird. But being weird is sexy. So, I guess it makes up for it. And then I asked her out again, and she used a revised version of what she said to me yesterday to answer me today. Oh, well. A guy's got to try.
Cool Survey of the day thing.
I don't have one today. WHY COULDN'T I FIND REMUS' DIARY?!
I love Evans,
Prongsy.
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Post by James Potter on Jun 14, 2005 10:33:51 GMT -5
Dear Journal,
I'm sorry I haven't been writing. Actually, not so much. I am just saying that so I won't hurt your feelings. Wait, do books even have feelings?. Life is boring. Lily Evans is my Firewhiskey. That's all I have to say. EXCEPT THAT REMUS IS A MORON FOR NOT LETTING ME COPY HIS NOTES AND POTIONS ESSAY. -fume-
I couldn't think of anything to add to my list of praising qualities. Actually, every quality of mine is worth praising, but none of my qualities, that I haven't listed, stand out right now. I could sigh.
Anyway, I HAVE A SURVEY! And I didn't find it in Remus' diary because I cannot find it! Hmm, maybe Sirius has a diary. I have to search his stuff too then, don't I?
1. What is your full name? James Clarence Potter
2. What color pants are you wearing? Black trousers. It's part of the uniform.
>* why are you reading this?? Erm. It's my diary? I MEANT JOURNAL!
>3. What are you listening to right now? The stupid first years gawking over the Giant Squid.
>4. What's the last thing you ate? I think it was a chicken drumstick.
>5. Do you wish on stars? -nods slowly- YOU WILL NOT TELL THAT TO ANYONE! Oh, wait, you're a book. Heh.
>6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? A crayon?
>7. How is the weather right now? Hot and humid.
>8. Last person you talked to on the phone? Huh?
>9. Do you like the person who sent you this? Nobody sent me this. I found it.
>10. How are you today? Good and sexy.
>11. Favorite drink? Firewhiskey. -cough- Erm. Butterbeer and Pumpkin Juice.
>13. Favorite sport? Quidditch.
>14. Hair color? Jet black.
>*.how is your hair looking? Messy. Like I just got off of my broom. -beams-
>15. Eye color? Hazel.
>16. Do you wear contacts? Nah.
>17. Siblings? None.
>18. Favorite months? April and December. {April Fool's Day and Christmas}
>19. Favorite food? Everything.
>20. Last movie you watched? Errr...
>21. Favorite day of the year? April Fool's Day to the max!
>22. What do you do to vent anger? Yell at people, do amazingly diffucult tricks on my broom.
>23. What was your favorite toy as a child? My snitch. It's still my favorite toy.
>24. Summer or Winter? Both, I can't pick whether I like the warmth and lovely Quidditch conditions of Summer or the snowball fights of winter.
>25. Hugs or Kisses? Hugs. Kisses if they come from Evans.
>26. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate.
>27. Do you want your friends to write/e-mail back? It's a journal, nobody will write back on account of they will never see it. And I don't know what an email is.
>28. Who is most likely to respond? No one.
>29. Who is least likely to respond? Do you have a secret you're not telling me? Are you a magical book his on some sort of notice board or something?
>30. Living arrangements? Hogwarts dormitories/home with parents.
>31. When was the last time you cried? Never. I don't cry.
>32. What is under your bed? o.o; Do you really want me to list all of the crap under my bed?
>34. What did you do last night? Ate, slept, talked to my friends, got hit on by random girls who are not Lily Evans. -fumes-
>35. Favorite smells? ...
>36. What inspires you? Awesome Quidditch Players.
>37. What scares you? I am fearless. -broadens shoulders and adds to list of good qualities-
>38. Plain, Buttered or Salted Popcorn? Buttered and Salted.
>39 Favorite flower? Lilies. Guess why.
>41. Number of keys on your key ring? Two. One for my trunk, and one for the chest that I keep my invisibility cloak and this thing in.
>42. Can you juggle? I've never tried, but I probably could. I'm good at everything I do. -adds to list-
>43. Favorite days of the week? Every day that I'm with Evans.
>44. What did you do on your last birthday? A Broom Servicing Kit, Chocolate, Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans, etc.
>45. Do you own a donor card? o-o
>46. do u like anyone at this moment? Evans. Duh.
>47.are you thinking of anyone right now and who is it? Evans...and me.
{.list.of.awesome.qualities.}
James Potter: -Good at everything he does. -Fearless -Smart -A hell of a Quidditch player. -Prankster King -Popular -Amazing -Heartthrob (Lily Evans wants me. You know she does. That girl is in denial.) -Every possible thing that you can say that is an appraising quality.
I LOVE EVANS AND SHE LOVES ME!
Regards,
Prongsy.
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Post by James Potter on Jun 20, 2005 14:10:19 GMT -5
Dear Journal,
I am feeling really guilty for writing in Lily's diary. Yes, I wrote in Evans' diary, and I thought that I wouldn't feel anything at all. But I invaded her privacy, didn't I? I haven't been able to sleep because of it, and the Quidditch Championships are coming soon. So, yeah. I don' t know what to do, perhaps take a Dreamless Sleep Drought? Anyway, this entry will be short and sweet. I'm finishing it off with a survey.
LAST PERSON WHO. . . x. Slept in your bed: Me. x. Saw you cry: I don't cry much... x. You shared a drink wiv? Wiv? o.O;; But I would have to say Sirius. x. You went to the mall with: A mall? I've never been to a mall. What /is/ a mall anyway? x. Yelled at you: Evans, just five minutes ago. And it is /dead/ sexy. x. Sent you an email: Email...? o.o;
HAVE YOU EVER. . .
x. Said "I Love You" and meant it?: Heh. If I did say it to Evans, I would mean it. x. Gotten in a fight with your pet: No, my pets are nice. x. Been to California: There was a wizarding convention there last summer and Dad took me. It was gorgeous. x. Been to Africa: Nope. x. Been to Mexico: Nope. x. Been to China: Sorry, nope. x. Been to Canada: My great-aunt Lucy lives in Toronto. x. Danced naked: Mm, yeah, actually, I have. I bet someone -coughLilycough- would enjoy seeing me like that, too. x. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day: No...not really. x. Wish you were the opposite sex: Oh, yes. That one time, Anya, Evans' best friend and bodyguard kicked me right where it hurts when I asked her out, Merlin, I wished I was a girl, then. x. Had an imaginary friend: Quidditch is my life. x. Met some one famous (if so name em) : I am famous, so I have. THE one and only James Potter, at your service.
EXTRA STUFF x. Do you do drugs: Nah. I'm too good for that. x. Do you drink: Sue me. Firewhiskey is great. x. Where do you want to get married: It would depend on what my bride -coughEvanscough- would want to do. x. Who do you really hate: Snivelly Greasehead Snape x. Been in Love: Mm, and it's great. x. Do you like being around people: I love being the center of attention. Duh. x. Are you for world peace: Eh, sort of. The world would be sort of boring without me bothering Snivelly. But with wars and such, of course. x. Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: Nope. It's the girl who has no chance with me. I have a chance with Evans. Yep, I definitely do. x. Have you ever cried over something someone of the opposite sex did: I don't cry much, I thought I said that. x. Do you have a "type" of person you always go after: Lily Evans. x. Are you lonely right now: No... x. Do you want to get married: MY FUTURE BRIDE IS LILY EVANS! x. Do you want (more) kids: Sure? x. Is anyone in your family famous (if so who are they): My great-grandfather helped England's Ministry of Magic out of a feud with some other countries, he got Order of Merlin, first class for it. There's a lot of other things too, but they are rather boring. x. Worst feeling in the world: Fear; Not that I've experienced it. x. Future son's name: I don't care, as long as my name fits in there somewhere. Harry's always appealed to me though. x future daughters name-: Rose or Victoria. Perhaps Annabelle x. Favorite sport to watch: QUIDDITCH! Though, I prefer to play the game. x. Siblings: None. x. Location: Hogwarts x. College plans: -shrug- College? We just finish our NEWTS. I'm going to be an Auror. x. Piercings: None. x. Where were you born: Err, I don't know? I know I've lived in Godric's Hollow all my life though. x. What do your parents do for a living: My father's the Lead Auror for the Ministry and my mother's a Healer. x. Parents names: Clarence and Annabelle
FAVORITE x. Celebrity: Myself? x. Room in house: The kitchen, but that's in my house, not at Hogwarts. x. Type(s) of music: I'm into Rock music, myself. x. Movies(s): Comedy movies. x. Color: Maroon x. Month: August
IN THE LAST WEEK, HAVE YOU...
x. Bought something: There hasn't been a Hogsmeade trip for three weeks, I need to restock my Dungbombs... x. Gotten sick: No. x. Sang: Nope. x. Wanted to tell someone you loved them: -cough- I'm not answering that one...yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. x. Met someone new: Not really. x. Hugged someone: Nah. x. Had sex: Virgin. You have to be Lily Evans, if you want to get to me. x. told any one to shut up: Snivelly. He's the person who stands out. x.poked any1: ? Any1? o.O;; Nope, I didn't poke anyone. Not sure of why I'd want to.
DONE! Woo, I'm bored now. I'm going to go and do something else.
Earnestly yours,
Prongsy.
-begins doodling Evans' name on scrap pieces of parchment-
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Post by James Potter on Jul 17, 2005 18:06:15 GMT -5
Dear Journal,
Err, what can I say. I haven't updated for a while. Why? I don't know. What? You want to know why? Well, alright I'll tell you. James Potter is a busy young man, he has Quidditch practices to attend to and pranks that need schemed. NOW WILL YOU STOP PESTERING ME. 'Kay, thanks.
Anyway, I have now had the delightful -ahem- chance to meet one Jayna Marsh. I knew she was in our year, but she seemed a bit...loony, with those red eyes and all. Who in the hell wants to have blood red eyes anyway? I know I don't. But she turned out pretty cool. She could be...like a female Marauder in the making, she daydreams about the end of school life as we know it. And maybe she could be a spy for Evans for me! James Potter is a very cunning boy, yes he is.
List of Outstanding Qualities James Potter: -Cunning -Good at everything he does. -Fearless -Special -Talented -Smart -A hell of a Quidditch player. -Prankster King -Popular -Amazing -Heartthrob (Lily Evans wants me. You know she does. That girl is in denial.) -Every possible thing that you can say that is an appraising quality.
Survey, mate. About meh. First Name? James Age? 13 Birthday? August 14th {A/N: He has my birthday, because he can. Leos are cocky and confident and the center of the attention as well. So James now has my birthday} Sign? Leo Height? 5'10''-ish. (I grew an inch) Shoesize? 10 (upped a shoe size) Eye Color? Hazel Hair Color? Black Best Friend? Sirius, Remus, and Peter.
Celebrity Crush? ...er. o.O;
Self Descriptive Song? I'm too unique to have a self-descriptive song. Mom and Dads Name? Clarence and Annabelle.
Have You Ever~
Fallen Out Of Bed? Yeah, Sirius screamed in my ear when I was asleep and I fell out of bed.. Lost Touch With Someone, Then Started Talking To Them Again? Yup. Tried To Pierce Your Own Bellybutton? No. o.O Been In A Car Wreck, While You Were Driving? Car?
Really Truly Been In Love? I'd hate to sound naive but yes I think I have.
Do You~
Have Alot Of Friends? Yes. Know Anyone Named Megan? No! Have Just One Best Friend Or A lot Of Them? A lot Like Any Savage Garden Songs? Flowers can't sing, silly! Have Blonde Moments? No. James Potter is too perfect to have a 'blonde' moment. I'm not even blond. Talk To Yourself Often? Sure? But only when I'm concentrating on something.
Who Was~
Your Current (or last) Serious Boyfriend/Girlfriend? None, I have had girlfriends, but none of them will be serious unless they are Lily Evans.
The Last Person You Hung Up On? Hung up on? The Last Person To Tell You That You Were Hott? First of all, there's only one 't' and it was some Hufflepuff second year girl. The Last Person To Make You Mad? Evans. The Last Person To Sleepover At Your House? Sirius. I wouldn't call it a 'sleepover' though that makes it sound...girly. Last Person To Call You? 'Oi, Prongs!' - Sirius Black. The Last Person You Called? 'Evans, darling!'
If You Could~
Change Your Name To Anything, What Would It Be? James. Date Any Celebrity, Who Would It Be? Lily Evans. Be Any Famous Person For A Day, Who Would You Be? Me. <3 Lmao.
Be A Crayon, What Color What You Be? Forest Green. Be Any Flavor Of Ice Cream, What Flavor Would You Be? Cookies 'n Cream. Go Back In Time And Change One Thing, What Would It Be? Hrmm. Make it so Snivelly wasn't ever born.. Spend $100,000 Frivelously, What Would You Buy? What does that convert to in galleons?
Are You~
The Organized Sort? Nah. The Freaky Silent Type? Yeah, riight. -sarcasm- >.> A Letter Writer? Yes. Obsessive? Eh, if you can call Lily Evans an obsession.
Random Questions~
If Britney Spears Is A So-Called "Virgin" Then Why Does She Say "Oops...I Did It Again"? Er. Who's that? What Is Your Biggest Pet Peeve? Evans denying she likes me and/or losing a Quidditch match. Have You And Your Friends Ever Just Up And Went On A Road Trip? Road...trip...? If So, Where Did You Go? -confused- Have You Ever Made A Friend Over The Net, Then Later Met Them In Person? I catch fish with nets sometimes... If So, Who Was It? No one. Is The Glass Half-Empty Or Half-Full? Half-full. Nothing is a lost cause.
*****DO YOU***** KEEP A DIARY? This...this is a journal, so no. LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR OFTEN? Yes. I'm vain. Screw me. Yes, Evans, I'm talking to you. Screw me. LIKE YOUR LIFE? Yes. HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND? Not currently. GET GOOD GRADES? Yeah. GET SCARED EASILY? Not so much. GET HURT EASILY? Yeah, that tends to happen if you're a Quidditch player.. HAVE AN ENEMIE? Snivelly Snape. And the survey maker, because they spelled 'enemy' wrong. GO TO BED LATE? Yep. GO TO BED EARLY? Not so much. SAVE YOUR ASSINGMENTS FOR THE LAST MINUTE? Do you know who I am? Yeah, I do.. PRETEND YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT A CERTAIN PERSON BUT YOU ACTUALLY DO? No. KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? An auror, definitely. ENJOY SCARY MOVIES? ...huh? ENJOY CHICK FLICKS? What? PLAY HARD-TO-GET? Yes...sort of. Ah, not really. MAKE EXCUSES TO GET OFF THE PHONE WITH SOMEONE? What the hell is a phone?
*****ORs***** GLOBE OR MAP? Globe SWEET OR SOUR? Sweet HUG OR KISS? both!
BOY OR GIRL? Girl. PUNCH OR KICK? Hex. LONG HAIR OR SHORT HAIR ON GIRLS? Long auburn hair. LONG HAIR OR SHORT HAIR ON BOYS? Messy. PHONE OR INTERNET? Internet sounds cooler, but I have no idea what what those two things are. SKI OR SNOWBOARD? Snowboard, though I know how to ski too.. SNOW OR RAIN? Snow. SONG OR PARODY? Song.. SLOW SONG OR ROCK? It depends. If I am on a date with the Lily Evans, then slow song. But if I am just listening to my music, then rock. TALKATIVE OR QUIET? talkative.. SPORT-FANATIC OR BOOK WORM? Sports. But in a girl, I'd probably want both. ROMANTIC OR NOT? Sure? ENTERTAING OR BORING? Entertaining CALM OR ACTIVE? Active TRUSWORTHY OR LOYAL? Both.. duhhhhhh FUN TO TALK TO OR FUN TO LISTEN TO? Both.. STUBBORN OR NOT? Stubborn. HARD TO GET OR EASY?.. Hard to get, unless you're Evans. MATURE OR KIDDISH? I can be both, but mostly kiddish. SENSITIVE OR TOUGH? Once again, both. CAREFUL OR CARELESS: Careless. TALENTED OR CREATIVE? Talented AND creative. CUTE OR DROP-DEAD-GORGEOUS? Drop dead gorgeous, damnit! ANNOYING OR EASY TO ANNOY? I'm not that easy to annoy, and Merlin knows James Potter isn't annoying. SHORT OR TALL? Tall BLOND OR BRUNETTE? Hrmm. OLD OR NEW? Depends. Is it an antique or will I use it? UNIQUE OR PLAIN? Unique EXACTLY LIKE YOU OR TOTALY DIFFERENT? Somewhere in between. STYLISH OR NOT? Stylish.. FUNNY OR HILARIOUS? Hilarious. PREDICTABLE OR NOT? Not.. LOVABLE OR LIKABLE? Lovable.. !
*****HAVE YOU EVER...***** LOVED SOMEONE? Yes. -naive- NOT KNOWN IF YOU LIKE SOMEONE OR LOVE THAT SOMEONE? Yes. -naive- BEEN ABLE TO TELL WHEN SOMEONE LIKES YOU? Nope. BEEN AFRAID OF GETTING IN A RELASHIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE? No. BEEN IN A RELASHIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE? Yeah BEEN DUMPED? No. DUMPED SOMEONE? Yep HAD A BROKEN HEART? No. BROKEN SOMEONE'S HEART? I think I have broken a lot of hearts. BEEN REALLY EMBARASSED? Nah. BEEN KISSED? Yesh. KISSED SOMEONE? Yes. BEEN HUGGED FOR A LONG TIME? Uh huh HUGGED SOMEONE FOR A LONG TIME? Uh huh HUNG UP ON SOMEONE? Err. BEEN HUNG UP ON? Err.. CARED ABOUT SOMEONE WHO DIDN'T CARE ABOUT YOU? No, Evans is just denying it. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN? Yes. KEPT A REALLY DARK SECRET TO YOURSELF? Nope. Unless my being an unregistered animagus counts. TOLD SOMEONE'S DARK SECRET? Never STOLEN SOMEONE'S BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND? No. READ SOMEONE'S DIARY WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION? Never! Err...-cough- Yes. Lily Evans'. FELT LIKE SPONTANIOUSLY KISSING SOMEONE? Yeah. Lily Evans.
*****ARE YOU...***** FUNNY? Yes. SMART? Yes. FUN? Oh yes..I am fun ADORABLE? Yes. IN LOVE? Yes. -naive- IN A RELATIONSHIP? No. MAD AT SOMEONE? Nope...not really. INTO THE OPPOSITE SEX? Yes. FUN TO BE WITH? Yep. EXCITING? Yes. BORING? Nope. PREDICTABLE? Not really. SOCIAL? Yes. TALENTED? Sure! SWEET? When I want to be... TRUSTWORTHY? Yep. STUBBORN? I'm stubborn as hell. ENTERTAINING? Sure! SPORTY? Yep. SENSITIVE? Uh huh...sure. BORED RIGHT NOW? Yeah. MISSING SOMEONE RIGHT NOW? I am missing Evans by my side everyday.
Earnestly yours,
Prongs
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Post by James Potter on Aug 5, 2005 13:39:51 GMT -5
Dear Journal thing,
So bored. Everyone seems to disappear lately. I don't know why. I haven't even seen Sirius as much as usual, and he lives in the same bloody room as I do!
You will never guess what. I FOUND OUT THAT SIRIUS READS MY DIA--JOURNAL! I mean, it's not like I read his! How'd I find out about this then? Well...er...alright...I read it /once/...every day. Blarrgh. Well, he's my best friend, and all he ever writes in there is how he is infatuated, but not really anymore with Sadie. Boring if you ask me.
Speaking of. I heard he broke up with Sadie...through his journal. Poor Padfoot. He really liked her, too. If this was somehow Sadie's fault, I am going to hex her worse than I hex Snivelly. =D.
Evans must love me! You know she does. I am me. Have you ever seen 'the list'? Well, of course, you have, I put The List in every journal entry, and here it is again.
List of Outstanding Qualities James Potter: -Awesomely awesome -Cunning -Good at everything he does. -Fearless -Special -Talented -Smart -A hell of a Quidditch player. -Prankster King -Popular -Amazing -Heartthrob (Lily Evans wants me. You know she does. That girl is in denial.) -Every possible thing that you can say that is an appraising quality.
You know what I'm dreaming of right now? I'll tell you. Snogging Lily Evans.
I know. I know. I shouldn't be dreaming about it, I should be doing it! Right now.
I'm going to approach Evans now.
Ta.
Earnestly,
James.
P.S. I almost spelled out 'Jeamses' I don't even know how to spell my own sometimes. -.-
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Post by James Potter on Aug 14, 2005 6:08:51 GMT -5
Dear...Journal,
Today is August the Fourteenth. This means that this time, fourteen years ago, a great miracle was born. The most important human being on the Earth. Born. -bows-
I'm going to try to get Evans to go out with me, today. She owes me, anyway. Plus, it's my birthday, I need presents. And that would be the perfect gift, wouldn't it?
Anyway, I don't know what else to write.
List of Outstanding Qualities James Potter: -The Most Important Human Being On Earth. -Awesomely awesome -Cunning -Good at everything he does. -Fearless -Special -Talented -Smart -A hell of a Quidditch player. -Prankster King -Popular -Amazing -Heartthrob (Lily Evans wants me. You know she does. That girl is in denial.) -Every possible thing that you can say that is an appraising quality.
YES, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! And I'm going to stalk Evans around now. Oh, wait...it's summer vacation. Erm...which Muggle town does she live in again.
I'm not that great of a stalker, but I'll become a marvelous one, mark my words.
Earnestly,
James.
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Post by James Potter on Sept 30, 2005 14:26:50 GMT -5
My dearest journal,
Another summer has passed, another school year has arisen. This gives me the chance to scheme and plot and plunder and pillage the new midget firsties. I'm a third year now, a little higher up the ladder. This sounds good, 'eh? James Potter, the handsome, athletic, intelligent third year Gryffindor. It has a ring to it.
Ah, I have returned to Hogwarts and that Lily Evans that cannot live without me...don't worry, I don't need applause...though it would be nice.
-claps for himself-
I have nothing to say today, so I shall leave it at this. Remember the list, journal, remember The List.
Earnestly,
Potter the Ponderous Pickle
James
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