Jen's Die-ary!

[Devin Smithers]

Yeah, I always thought that the word Diary sounded like Die-ary. Like a factory where people go to die! MUAHAHA! I mean -cough cough-.

Not much to report today, but I woke up on the couch in the common room this morning... AGAIN. You gotta admit though, it does have it's up sides. I mean, the house elves polish my shoes and straighten my books every time they find me asleep at a desk. I must have the shiniest shoes in school! Not that anyone really cares, but you do, right? Oh.. Oh ok I see how it is. Fine then you wanna be a stupid little Bastard? Fine BE A STUPID LITTLE BASTARD!

Alright... Time for classes. Whoopdiedoo. =.= Talk Write to you later.

[Devin Smithers]

Dear Journal,
Hey, Just got out of the shower and wanted to write in this awsome surey I found lying around. Here goes nothing!

Type Your Name With Your…
Eyes closed::: Jennifer
Nose::: ujenifer4
Chin::: anmjdd n njkvcdf
Wrist::: jmenfer
Elbow::: jen nifedrf
Turned around in Your Chair:: l2y5ttgyrrfc
Computer Mouse::: Jennifer (Wait…. Where the bloody hell did I get a computer mouse?)
!..*( Basics )*..!

Name* Jennifer O’hara
Birthday* October 15th
Gender* Female. Dur. =P
Eye Color* Hazelly-ish
Hair Color* Reddish Brown
Screen Name* 0.o



!..*( Current )*..!

Mood* I’m feeling kinda sleepy. Its late.
Clothes* Um… A towel. WHAT? I just got out of the shower!
Shoes* none
Feeling* wet.
Smell* Mmm.. Lavender Soap.
People You're Talking to on IM* once again… 0.o
Reading* Can’t read and write at the same time. Not that talented.
Watching* A fly buzzing around the ceiling.
Listening to* Someone is singing in the common room I think. They really suck too. –covers ears-

!..*( The Last )*..!

Person you called* Can’t remember. –slaps memory-
Person who called you* -slaps memory again-
Person you IMed* imed. And this would be…?
Person who you yelled at* Myself. When I forgot my potions homework in the dormitories this morning.
Thing you said out loud* OUCH! WHO FLUSHED THE DAMNED TOILETS WHILE I’M TAKING A SHOWER!? (Wait, wouldn’t that be the last person I yelled at? Ah well.)
Thing you ate* I accidentally swallowed some shampoo. –gags-
Thing you drank* Erm… Something at dinner. –slaps memory again- Ok this is beginning to hurt.


!..*( Favourites )*..!

store* There was this really nice candle shop back at home. The owner used to let me hang out in the attic, it was so cool up there!
brand* I like comfortable clothes.
clothing* I LOVE TRYING ON HATS!
accessory* My bracelets. Couldn’t live without em.
colour* Think I’ll go with purple.
name* Nichole.
book* Snug house bug house. XD One of my favorite childhood books.
tv show* I watch a lot of soap operas during the summer.
movie* It’s a Wonderful Life!
song* New York New York. God love Frank Sinatra!
band* Don’t have one.
album* -prods line above with a stick.

!..*( Random )*..!

Do you like to climb trees* Yes! It’s not falling out of them that is the hard part.
Do you have an allowance* -sighs- Are you kidding? I’m broke. (with muggle money anyways)
Do you like reading* Occasionally.
Do you like going on the computer* Woah. I thought only like Scientists and rich people had computers.
Do you like cheese* Mmm… cheese.
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend* Nope, can’t say I do… Cause I don’t.
How many nicknames do you have* -counts on fingers- About 3
What are they* Jen, -grumbles Jenny, and Peeves enjoys calling me O’hairy.
Do you get along with your parents* Yeah. Couldn’t live without sending owls to my mum.


::: you :::

full name::: Jennifer Aralyn O’Harra
date of birth:: October 15th
age::: 15
location:: Um… My bed?


::: the color of my...:::

hair::: REDDISH BROWN! I Already explained this!
skin::: I’m kinda pale and freckly. –glares at Irish history-
eyes:: HAZEL FOR GODS SAKES! NOW GET A MEMORY! (Wait.. Look who’s talking. 0.o)

::: do you have...:::

braces::: Nope.
glasses or contacts::: Neither
if you do which one::: -rars at you-
piercings::: -counts- 6 in total.
if so where:: -grumbles- 2 in my left ear 3 in my right. And Um… -covers bellybutton with towel- What?!
tattoos::: Always thought it would be cool to have one. But alas I don’t.
if so where::: I SAID I DON’T! Quit rubbing it in. –pouts-


::: favourites :::

color::: -grumbles because of stupid redundancy of survey- Purple
season::: Fall, its my birthday!
actor::: Hm… Tough one.
actress::: Once again. Tough.
movie::: It’s A Wonderful Life!
band::: -glares at stupid survey- I ANSWERED THIS ALREADY!
song::: -emits smoke from ears-
smell::: Cinnamon!
holiday::: Christmas! By far!
candy::: -drools over pumpkin pasties-


::: this or that:::

coke or pepsi::: Coke.
sunny or rainy::: Sunny.
christmas or valentines day::: Christmas!
lily or rose::: Hmm… I love daisies.
purple or pink::: Purple
skirts or shorts::: Shorts.
math or history::: AHHH! –hides under bed-
computer or phone::: Computer.


::: random :::

do you have your own room::: Not in Hogwarts.
if you don’t who do you share it with::: Other Hufflepuffs.
what is your screen name::: wtf?
do you have a boyfriend/ girlfriend::: no
do you wear jewelry::: Uh huh.
: How to balance a spoon on my nose!
: -daydreams- To fly…
: Um.. Oxygen?
: Being with friends. Not that I really HAVE any.
[im begging]: For a Lemur. I always thought they were the coolest animals.
: No memory. XD
: I had a few more friends.
: Stupid Lowsy PIANO! RAR! I still have to take lessons in the summer!
: The candle shop back at home.
:Being Indecisive.
: That bloody idiot who is singing in the common room still!
: For nothing at the moment.
: Going to the beach.
: when I pull a muscle?
: about getting some clothes on before someone comes in here and I’m writing in my journal in nothing but a towel.
: Try to look at the bright side of things.
: Around my room to music.
: When someone pokes me in the eye?
: remember things. –blushes-
: in … my … journal?
: Teachers. They don’t understand that it’s not my fault I am forgetful!
: sleeping in the common room. –blushes once more-
: Um… more Oxygen?
[have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing]: Rather not discuss this. –blushes like mad-
[if so, when and with who]: -blushes and hides under blanket-
[favorite place to be kissed?]: Um. My mouth.
[have you ever been caught "doing something"]: Not ‘doing’ if you are being perverted. No.

Basics:
Nickname(s): Jen
Initials: JAO (ha! That sounds Chinese)
How old do you look?: my age.
How old do you act?: Hm… Depends on the situation.e
Glasses/Contacts: Nope.
Braces: Nope. Thank god.
What makes you happy?: a box of chocolate would make me REAALLY happy right now
What upsets you?: Hm… I guess being lonely for to long would be pretty upsetting.

First:
Best friend: Friends from preschool. We kinda drifted apart though.
Real boyfriend: Real? What do you think I’d go out with a manikin?
Real memory of something: -strains- Cant…. Remember….
Date: It was a while ago. I dated him during the summer but he turned out to be a real jerk.
Kiss: -blushes-
Screen name: WTF!!! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?
Self purchased album: -smacks memory-
Pets: KITTY! My wittle muffy lives back at my house.
Piercing/tattoo: Ears.
Enemy: None as far as I can tell.
Big trip: I went all the way to America once. Maryland has good crabs!
Detention: once again –slap stupid memory-
Time breaking a bone: Leg. Never ever ever ever skateboard.
Sleepover: Bunch of friends in like 3rd grade. My mom did our nails!
Hangover: Hehe. Night after New Years Eve. LONG time ago.

Social Life:
Best friend(s): None since before Hogwarts.
Boyfriend: Already explained! He was a jerk!
Hobbies: Whatever keeps me stimulated.
Are you center of attention or the wallflower: Hmm. Kinda in between.
Would you rather be with friends or on a date: Friends. Date. Friends. Date.
Best hangout: Common Room

Who- People:
Have known the longest: Besides my parents? Friends from back at home.
Argue the most with: No one yet really.
Always get along with: You? My journal can’t fights with me. At least I don’t think you can.
Is most trustworthy: Journal! You can’t betray me either!
Makes you laugh the most: -sighs-
Most interesting to talk to: Paper is far more patient then any human has ever been.
Has been there through all the hard times: my mother. I know it sounds corny but its true.
Has the coolest parents: ME! Go me! Go me! –dances around-
Is the most blunt: blunt? You mean like a baseball bat?
Is the smartest: -rars at you-
Best Mannered: -pokes line above-
Best Dressed: -pokes line above above-
Most talkative: -pokes line above above above-
Most Innocent: -pokes line above above above above-

Last:
Car ride: Mom and Dad drove me to King’s Cross to get on the Hogwarts Express.
Movie seen: -sighs- Cant remember.
swear word: Damnit. Most likely.
beverage consumed: Pumpkin Juice. And Shampoo if that’s considered a beverage.
Person you called: -smacks memory for the umpteenth time-
That called you: -prods line above with a fishing pole-
TV show watched: dunno
Shower: Few minutes ago. –squeezes out hair in towel-
Shoes worn: School shoes.
Item bought: Some pretty BLUE ink!
Annoyance: This survey.
Web page visited: Dunno
Movie you rented: -pokes line above-
CD you listened to: -pokes line above-
CD you've bought: -pokes line above-
Person you were thinking of: This guy I saw walking through the halls. I think I heard somebody call him Theo. He’s pretty cute.

Now:
What are you wearing: Hehe. Towel.. Stilll. .
What song are you listening to?: That stupid person finally stopped singing, so nothing.
What's the weather like?: It’s a starry night!
Current obsession: Getting dressed would bed kinda NICE! IF this stupid survey would end.
Current Addiction: Cauldron cakes! I had a zillion lately!
Talking To: You of course.

YOUR LIFE____
[x] they call me: Bond. James Bond.
[x] also: bondy?
[x] sex: female
[x] my first breath of air: You are completely stupid do you know that?
[x] age: 635 1/2
[x] status: um…. Currently single.
[x] occupation: Biting the ends off quills. I’m a student you RETARD! STUDENT!
[x] nationality: English. (Irish ancestry! Booo ya!)

____FAST FORWARD____
[x] college planning to go: Um… None?
[x] future resident of: Somewhere Nice! Like the Bahamas!
[x] wedding: um…. I don’t like to think that far in the future.
[x] children: -prods upper line-
[x] looking forward to: Getting dressed and going to bed.
[x] NOT looking forward to: Sitting here soaking wet until this stupid survey ends.

____PLAY____
[x] feeling: wet
[x] listening to: my quill scratching in my journal
[x] Talking to: myself
[x] doing: the bloody survey
[x] craving: SLEEP!
[x] thinking of: SLEEP!
[x] hating: NOT SLEEPING!

____LOVE?____
[x] love is: quite lovely. –snicker snicker-
[x] first love: what about it?
[x] current love: none.
[x] love or lust?: SLEEP! I mean oh yeah love is cool.
[x] best love song: There’s too many to know the best one.
[x] is it possible to be in love w/ more than one person @ the same time?: truly in love? Nah.
[x] when love hurts: when it is so blind as to fall for someone who will break your heart.
[x] true or false - all you need is love: Right now I kinda need some SLEEP!
[x] have you ever been in love?: not true love. No.
[x] is there such thing as love @ first sight?: believe so.

____THE OPPOSITE SEX____
[x] turn ons: HOTTNESS! And someone who wont let me go lonely.
[x] turn offs: when people pick their nose.
[x] does your parents' opinion on your bf/gf matter to you?: They don’t really care anyways.
[x] what kinda hair style?: -giggles- I like curly hair!
[x] the sweetest thing a member of the opposite sex can do for you?: Um… Dunno.
[x] where do you go to meet new people?: Everywhere
[x] are you the type of person to holler n ask for numbers?: Sometimes I guess.
____PICKY PICKY____
[x] dog or cat: cat
[x] short or long hair: short
[x] sunshine or rain: sunshine
[x] moon or sun: IM SLEEPY! Moon!
[x] basketball or football: football! By far!
[x] righty or lefty: righty
[x] hugs or kisses: kisses. –blushes-
[x] 1 best friend or 10 acquaintances: 1 best friend
[x] bf/gf or best friend: best friend. They don’t break your heart!
[x] got tv or radio: tv.
[x] starbucks or jamba juice: starbucks
[x] mcdonalds or burger king: mcdonalds
[x] summer or winter: summer
[x] written letters or e-mails: written letters are much more personal, plus emails aren’t invented yet! I mean oops.
[x] disney or nickelodeon: Um… 0.o
[x] car or motorcycle: motorcycle! Of course a broomstick would be WA Y more fun!
[x] house party or club: house party!
[x] sing or dance: Both at the same time!
[x] freak or slow dance: slow. Freak dancing is just weird
[x] yahoo messenger or aim: -stares at you-
[x] google or ask jeeves?: google sounds like some sort of baby food.[/color]

[Devin Smithers]

Dear Journal,

OK let see, what happened to me today?

Well, I almost fell asleep in History of Magic. I swear, that class was invented to be slept through. And in Herbology I managed to kill just about whatever plant was put in front of me. I don't understand it cause usually I'm pretty good at Herbology. Ah well, you can't always come out on top can you?

I studied like hell again after classes today, and I think I forgot more then I learned. I have a a few million notes down on parchment and I only have few million more to go! -.-

Well, I'm off to dinner and I'm STARVING. So, until next we meet.