Jayna's Happy Journal Of Fun! ^^

[Jayneka Marsh]

When this thing fell on my head at breakfeast, followed by a big blur stealing my toast, it didn't take me long to realize it was from my mom. Honestly I should've burned this diary when I had the chance and just risk my mom wailing about how I'm too dark all the time. What does she think I got sorted into Slytherin or something? How so very wrong....I think I'll die if anyone reads this! But than again it's better than last year when she sent that Christmas Howler.....

[Jayneka Marsh]

I feel awful. NO I do not need to go to the hospital wing! I feel awful because...I am taking a Muggle Studies class. And my parents were thrilled. As you can tell little lifeless book, I have to write to my parents EVERYDAY to tell them about life at Hogwarts. It's bloody dull and embarrasing but I don't have a choice. (Also my mom threatened to march into Hogwarts and box my ear if I don't...)
Muggle studies is ok though. But if you were to compare my knowledge of it you might as well call me a troll and use a stunning spell on me cause that's about as far as I get when it comes to that! I learned about how muggles go to the 'movies' where you watch big pictures on screens. I'm not sure if this is common but definitly not where I live. I live in a quiet, secluded place and only witches and wizards live there. So can you blame me that I'm clueless. But seriously I really need to pass this class! If I fail...well I'll never be an auror when I grow up! I'll be a bloody healer, spending my days trying to cure....werewolves. I'd much rather walk into a vampires nest and scream, "FRESH BLOOD FOR THE TAKING!" Werewolves freak me out that much. Oh well more later than. Bye.

[Jayneka Marsh]

Well it's lunch. I'm not hungry. I'm so sick of studying. So I thought I'd write a bit. There's nothing better to do. Today was pretty ordinary. I'm wearing the new dress my mom sent me. Finally something worthy of being shown to the public! Who knew my mom had a fashion sense?

Also I think I lost my Potions homework. I can't find it anywhere! This IS BAD! I mean Potions is not my best class....honestly I don't think I HAVE a best class. I'm pretty much an average student who struggles to pass classes. I heard this muggle born girl talking about how Hogwarts is so much easier than 'Middle School' as she calls what she would've went to if she hadn't gotten her letter. But honestly if she says she didn't go there how does she know Hogwarts is any easier? The only good thing is I doubt you can become an Auror if you get good grades in a muggle school! Oh well maybe more later! Bye.

[Jayneka Marsh]

Alright here I am. I haven't written in a while I suppose but that's alright. Alright, Alright. I seem to like that word.

Anways enough of my ramblings. After a recent talk with the infamous (*Laughs*) James Potter I had a dream that I had a fan club. 'Twas an odd dream but I quite liked it. I forced one of them to buy me a firewhisky hehe. Someday I'll have to tell you the tale of when I got my first taste of one. Anways back to the point. I forced one of them to buy me a firewhisky and than I made them carry me back to the school because, frankly, I didn't feel like walking. Than I just lived in a small laspe of luxury for a while. Until......one of them stole my contacts. Well how dare they! I hope this isn't a sign of something soon to come! Lets hope not. More later.

[Jayneka Marsh]

Well I promised little book, so here is the Tale Of the Firewhiskey!

Well first I should tell you I have three brothers, and a baby sister, although she wasn't born at the time this happened. (Her name is Tilly and she's one years old at the moment. Not sure what mom and dad's plans for her are.) Anyway yeah I have three older brothers, Dan, Stan and Mark, triplets and long since out of Hogwarts.

Well this was a year before I came to Hogwarts and we were having a little family reunion. Dan was standing on the table discussing how this little kid tried to steal a piece of toffee bread in the shop he works in and how he nabbed him in the act. Just as he was telling how he grabbed the kid's arm Stan said, "OK Dan, Mark, Mom's gone for a bit! Bring out the loot!"

Suddenly Mark ducks under the table and waves his wand. At least a carton of firewhiskey appeared. I stared wide eyed.

"Are you two mad!? Mom will never agree to al-" I stopped in mid sentence because my lovely sweet brother Mark stuffed a bottle of the stuff in my mouth. Quite shocked I swallowed without thinking and gasped. "That....that stuff is awesome! MORE!" I lunged for the firewhiskey and Dan kindly handed me at least five bottles.

We drank for about two hours or so, so you can imagine the scene when my mom came home. Stan was dancing a wonderful drunken dance on the table with me on his shoulders singing a drunken song., while Mark and Dan did a dance that was a cross between the chicken dance and a waltz below us.

I remember being dragged off the table and screaming. Than I remember being somewhat sober with an awful headache, sitting on the couch watching my mom scold my brothers.

"Giving a 10 year old firewhiskey?! And than getting drunk? What did I raise a bunch of farm animals? OH don't you know better than this at all?" My mom's black hair, which was in a bun on her head bounced up and down as she screamed, and still slightly out of it I watched it grinning. My brothers, who had had much more to drink than me, were VERY out of it. Mark was sitting on the edge of his seat, smiling at mom as if she were the most amazing thing in the world. Dan was slumped over, with his head between his legs in a state where I wasn't sure if he was sick or sleeping. And than Stan kept standing up and waving his arms in the air, than sobbing for a moment when mom pushed him down again.

Ever since that day I NEVER drank that much again. Not counting the two or three bottles when I can get my hands on it of course.

It honestly was an amusing sight now that I remember it. I believe I have a picture somewhere of it. If I can find it you can be sure I'll put it here. Well I need to go for a bit than. Bye.

[Jayneka Marsh]

Well here goes little book. I had the dream again, of what happened. So now I may as well tell you WHY I’m afraid of werewolves.

The dream was pretty much exactly how it happened that night, except there was this white fuzz thing all over…ANYWAY yeah. So here goes nothing.

So it starts when I was about five years old, and my three brothers, Stan, Dan and Mark, were twelve. I remember, my hair had still been black than, and it was about down to my shoulders at the time. The triplets all had dark brown hair, and a face full of freckles of course. It was a full moon that night and all four of us were seriously discussing the outcome of our village should a werewolf come.

“If I see a werewolf, I’ll kick him!” Mark declared, throwing a nice kick in the air.

“Oh yeah well I’d stun him! Than kick him!” Stan countered.

“I’d just run.” That was Dan.

“You’re such a coward! When will you learn to stand up for yourself Dan?” Stan and Mark yelled simultaneously. I glanced at them amused. Triplets were such funny creatures. Quietly I climbed up on the wall they were sitting on and wrapped my arms around Dan.

“I agree with Dan. Werewolves aren’t supposed to be nice creatures much.” I spoke up in my loud childish voice. I never was afraid to speak up around my brothers; forever since I was born they treated me as an equal. Not a little kid.

“You’re such a girl Jayna.” Mark said, his eyes growing softer.

I beamed. “Yes I know. Ok look since you all want to prove yourselves, with the exception of Dan,” He blushed. “I declare we go out tonight and feed the werewolves!”

All three of them stared at me. “What happened to ‘Werewolves aren’t supposed to be nice creatures’?” Stan asked, looking very proud of his little sister though I should add.

I put my tiny hands on my hips. “Werewolves are just humans turned into wolves right? So there! We can give them cheeseburgers! Mark you make the best cheeseburgers!”

Mark looked very uncomfortable. “Um Jayna you can’t exactly feed a werewolf. If they bite you, you become cursed. You know that right?”

“Oh.” I hadn’t known that. “No matter. We can leave it on the edge of the woods for them ok?”

After what I suppose was triplet telepathy they all grinned at me. “Bring it on sis!” They said at once. I grinned back. Triplets honestly were amusing creatures indeed.

That night, armed with cheeseburgers and my pink party dress I stepped out my window, the triplets behind me, all whom were wearing their school robes. After a moment they noticed what I was wearing.

“Um Jayna why are you wearing that?”

“Well I want to look nice for mister werewolf you know.” I smoothed back my hair with one hand. “Do I look very pretty?”

“Stunning as ever.” Dan answered kindly with a smile. “How about us?”

“You look like you’re ready to rob Gringots honestly.” I grinned to show I was joking and walked on.

After a moment of silent walking Stan ran up next to me. “You’re sure you want to do this Blue Jay?” He asked, using the nickname only the triplet’s use for me.

“You’re not having second thoughts are you?” I asked stopping to look up at him. “Cause if you’re scared…” Well whether they were scared or not we didn’t have much time to dwell on it. Not to far away a long mournful howl called from the woods. Everyone froze.
“Maybe this is a bad idea.” I said. Placing the cheeseburgers down I walked away. After a moment the triplets followed me.

We remained silent the rest of the way, only turning when the wood entrance and cheeseburgers were out of sight. As we turned we saw something running towards us.

“Hey Mark is that Bozo?” I asked referring to our neighbor’s abnormally huge dog.

All the triplets looked annoyed. Not scared, just annoyed. “No. It’s a werewolf.”

I said a bad word right here.

In mere seconds all of us were running in a mad panic. “Oh my gosh!” Dan screamed as the werewolf suddenly picked up speed and had snapped at his heels.

By now I was scared too. Fear was written all over my face as I ran. And than it happened. That cliché annoyance that risks lives. I tripped. Unbeknownst of their sister’s fate the triplets ran on and didn’t look back.

Almost as soon as they were out of sight the werewolf was on top of me. I look at it horrified. Even today I remember almost being fooled by the werewolf thinking it was just a wolf, were it not for the human like appearance and overgrown teeth. And than the there was the smell. It smelled of rotting meat and blood, for good reason as its teeth were stained with it.

In a quick moment that could have changed my life forever the creature lowered it’s head prepared to bite my shoulder. Without thinking I rolled over and the werewolf’s mouth only bit cold dirt. But I knew next time I wouldn’t be so lucky. As the monster shook it’s head and lowered for the bite I screamed loudly, and than everything went black.

The dream ended there but what happened after that was obvious. Villagers who heard my scream ran, and one was lucky to have a gun with a silver bullet he had nabbed from a muggle. I was taken home and sent to St.Mungos. My hair turned white/silver. The healers told me it was from shock. The triplets felt awful and treated me extra delicately for weeks afterward. And than it was over.

Well now that’s that I better go. It’s lights out and I’m tired. Good night.

[Jayneka Marsh]

Hello there. Gawsh I'm tired today. I was up all night, although I don't know why. I suppose I felt a bit uneasy. Yes that's why. All night I felt like if I let my guard down for one second something would attack me. Not even someone but something. It was really weird. And scary.

Now that's all over though. For the first time in my life I am sitting in the common room, in my pajamas, and not caring if anyone sees me. Odd. Very odd. Maybe I should go to the hospital wing.....oh well more later than. Bye.

[Jayneka Marsh]

Hey Book! Guess what! My friend Beth is with me! *Laughter and hugs* She's a Squib so she doesn't go to Hogwarts! Say hi Beth!

Yo Squib here! (*She loves to say that*) Yep I have to steal Jayna Dear's journal and wrestle her before she would actually let me write in it!

*Mumbles bad words*

Hey watch your mouth! Anyway this is for all those peeps who I'm sure are going to steal Jayna's journal at some point!

And who would want to do that?

Really don't be silly! Anyway for the joys of summer vacation I must say all hail! Hope you all have fun at Hogwarts! Now I have to split! i have math homework.

You have what? *Follows Beth out door pestering for her to say what Math is* Is it like Arthimancy or something?

[Jayneka Marsh]

01.) Name:: Jayna Marsh

02.) Middle Name:: Sapphire


03.) DOB:: May, 3
04.) Age:: 13

05.) Location:: Hogwarts

06.) Eye Color:: Blue...

07.) Hair Color:: Um..white? Silver? Kind of a mix sort of...

08.) Hair Length:: Waist Length
09.) Height:: 5 feet something

10.) Shoe Size:: Like I ever remember that

11.) Glasses or Contacts:: Contacts

12.) Braces: .....um...yes? No? Maybe so?

13.) Single or Taken:: *Sigh* Single...

14.) Bad Habits: Being so darn anti-social at the worst times.

15.) Fears:: Werewolves....

16.) Screen Name:: ...shut up.



::_**_:: School ::_**_::



17.) Where Do You Go to School:: Hogwarts.
18.) Whats Your School Mascot:: Lion, Snake, Badger, and some bird.
19.) Whats Your School Colors:: Lots.
20.) Whats Your Favorite Subject:: Charms
21.) Whos Your Favorite Teacher:: No clue.
22.) What Do They Teach:: Oh gee whiz. Charms maybe?
23.) Who Sits Next to You In Math Class:: *Glares* What IS a Math?!

::_**_:: Love Life ::_**_::


24.) Do You Have a Boyfriend/ Girlfriend:: *Glares* Didn't I answer that already?

25.) If So, Whats There Name:: *Curses at book*

26.) If So, How Long Have You Been Together:: I hate you.

27.) Do You Have a Crush:: No
28.) Do They Know:: How can they when I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH!
29.) Have You Ever Broken Someones Heart:: I hope not.
30.) Have You Ever Had Your Heart Broken:: Yep

::_**_:: Favourites ::_**_::



31.) Animal:: Cat no dogs.
32.) Color:: Purple
33.) Person:: 3 people and my brothers.
34.) Subject:: Charms...I answered that already I know I did!
35.) Season:: Winter
36.) Holiday:: Christmas.
37.) Hobby:: Ummm...wow I need a hobby...
38.) Sport:: Quidditch Are there any others? (Seriously are there?)
39.) Feeling:: Umm...normal?
40.) Saying:: You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can pick your friends nose.
41.) Word:: Disturbing
42.) Month:: ....
43.) Clothing:: Um..robes?
44.) Jewelry:: None
45.) Food:: Chicken Sandwhich!
46.) Snack:: Sugar Quills!

::_**_:: Friends ::_**_::

47.) Best:: Beth, none at Hogwarts
48.) Daringest:: Same
49.) Funniest:: I refuse to answer these anymore...
50.) Tallest:: ...
51.) Shortest:: ....
52.) Loudest:: .I refuse!
53.) Shyest:: ....
54.) Smartest:: ...you stink
55.) Blondest: ....
56.) Craziest:: Beth
57.) Nicest:: ...Refuse!
58.) Sweetest:: *Glares*
59.) Weirdest::
60.) Flirtiest::

::_**_:: Have You Ever ::_**_::

61.) Had a Wish Come True:: ...nope.
62.) Had a Dream Come True:: Yes...
63.) Broken a Body Part:: Oh plenty!
64.) Fallen in Love:: .....
65.) Done Something You Regret:: Yes
66.) Tripped and Fell in Public:: Oddly enough...no.
67.) Sang in Public:: Heck no!
68.) Cried in Public:: Once when I was like 6.
69.) Kissed Someone Besides Family:: No...
70.) Been in a Car Crash:: Does a Broom crash count?

::_**_:: The Last ::_**_::

71.) Thing You Did Before Getting on the Computer:: Uh..Internet? I inherited the Internet! (LMAO Ignore that one! I couldn't resist hehe.)
72.) Person You Yelled at:: Mr.Blick my cat.
73.) Person You Hugged:: Sam my Pygmy Puff...who was sitting on Mr.Blick so I'm not sure.
74.) Person You IMed:: Uh...Internet? I don't know what this internet is but I feel it must be said!
75.) Time You Cleaned Your Room:: Never.
76.) Song You were Listening:: None
77.) TV Show You Watched:: Riiight...
78.) Movie You Watched:: None
79.) Time You went to the Movies:: Never..
80.) Time You Cried:: Umm a few months ago.
81.) You Took a Shower:: Umm this morning.

::_**_:: This OR That ::_**_::


82.) Coke OR Pepsi:: ....
83.) Tall OR Short:: I prefer medium
84.) Flowers OR Candy:: Candy. Flowers die but Candy you eat.
85.) Math OR English:: WHAT IS A MATH!?
86.) Blink 182 OR Sugarcult:: What?
87.) Mickey OR Minnie:: Even I know this! Mickey! That's the girl right?
88.) Middle School OR High School:: Umm...is there a Low School cause I'll vote for that one.
89.) Boyfriend OR Girlfriend:: Boyfriend
90.) Single OR Taken:: Taken



::_**_:: Word Association ::_**_::



91.) bead:: Jewelary
92.) bed:: Sleep
93.) sexy:: *Glares*
94.) phone:: Cone!
95.) tough:: Mice
96.) neato:: Poindexter No clue where that came from!
97.) leather:: pants
98.) weird:: You
99.) so:: Cool
100.) easy:: Bake
101.) test:: Torture
102.) nerd:: Poindexter
103.) falling:: Down
104.) air:: High
105.) hot:: Life **

::_**_:: Random ::_**_::



106.) do you sleep with a stuff animal:: No I sleep with my cat who has a pygmy puff permantly attached to his head. Does that count?
107.) do you like snowballs:: Yes
108.) are you in school:: Yes.
109.) do you like to swim:: Yes.
110.) are you funny:: I hope so.
111.) what do you think of water:: Well gee I like to swim so I'll let you decide genius.
112.) are you a blonde at heart:: Thankgoodness no!
113.) have you ever been to Maryland:: Mary had a little lamb...
114.) are you happy this survey is over:: No. Now I have nothing to do.