The Informative... Book of Jason Pattew

[Jason Pattew]

This is a book, an information book. It is not a journal, it is not a diary. This book keeps my informations tidy, the way I like it. So, the first entry shall be about me, basically, the whole book is about me, but lets start from the basics.

Name : Jason Christopher Pattew
Year : 3rd
House : Gryffindor
Eyes : Icy blue (does not wear glasses)
Hair : Short, Straight, black with a little grey, not very obvious though
Behaviour : Quite modest at times, does not have a girlfriend, yet, wants desperately to tell Sirius Black that he's an arrogant git (sorry, but that is true about my character), thinks that the Slytherins aren't really all that evil. tends to be a neat-freak.
Description : Is quite tall, slightly taller than James Potter(around 6'1). not very handsome, compared to Sirius Black, has a slightly darker nature than the rest of the Gryffindors, is quite sympethatic towards Snape, seeing that he was constantly picked on by James Potter, all in all, Jason is a slightly confused character, he is drawn towards Slytherin, yet at the same time, he knows he belongs to Gryffindor.
Parentage : Father is a muggle, Forensic scientist. Mother is a witch, an auror. They met in a rather bizzare incident when the muggle met the witch through a common case. Love at first sight kinda thing.
Father's name : Christopher Julian Pattew
Mother's name : Rowena Aldrea Barrett
Hobbies : Reading, praticing spells, flying on a
broomstick (he is not a Quidditch player, doesn't want to be one either)
Built : Not very athletic, but could pack quite a punch.
Talents : Music (the violin), Dark Arts and its defence, poetry.

[Jason Pattew]

I have happened to come across a survey left by some untidy kid in the Common Room. It is very neat and tidy, this survey, so I have decided to put it in here. Hopefully, this information book will be more organized with this survey.

01.) Name:: Jason Pattew
02.) Middle Name:: Christopher
03.) DOB:: February 5th
04.) Age:: 13
05.) Location:: Hogwarts
06.) Eye Color:: Icy blue
07.) Hair Color:: Black with unnoticeable streaks of grey
08.) Hair Length:: Approximately below the ear
09.) Height:: 6’1’
10.) Shoe Size:: Approximately 9
11.) Glasses or Contacts:: None
12.) Braces:: None
13.) Single or Taken:: Single
14.) Bad Habits:: Tries too hard to make everything, and humans neat. Though I do not think it a bad habit
15.) Fears:: My trunk and bed being untidy because “some” roommates were being careless
16.) Screen Name:: Does a screen have a name?


::_**_:: School ::_**_::

17.) Where Do You Go to School:: Hogwarts
18.) Whats Your School Mascot:: A lion, a snake, a raven and a badger
19.) Whats Your School Colors:: Red, green, blue and yellow
20.) Whats Your Favorite Subject:: Defense Against Dark Arts
21.) Who's Your Favorite Teacher:: None. I respect all teachers.
22.) What Do They Teach:: As I said, I do not have a favorite teacher, I respect all of them.
23.) Who Sits Next to You In Math Class:: Math? If it is Arithmancy, I do not take that subject.


::_**_:: Love Life ::_**_::

24.) Do You Have a Boyfriend/ Girlfriend:: No
25.) If So, Whats There Name:: Non-existent
26.) If So, How Long Have You Been Together:: Non-existent
27.) Do You Have a Crush:: No…Yes. But I was under the influence of some love gas.
28.) Do They Know:: Yes, but thought I was just joking around. I do not joke, unfortunately.
29.) Have You Ever Broken Someones Heart:: No, I do not think that is politically correct.
30.) Have You Ever Had Your Heart Broken:: No, I do not succumb to the rather lunatic emotions of most humans

::_**_:: Favorites ::_**_::

31.) Animal:: The Augury
32.) Color:: Black
33.) Person:: .. None, perhaps Lily Evans. She is possibly the most sensible person in this school.
34.) Subject:: Defense Against Dark Arts.
35.) Season:: Winter.
36.) Holiday:: Halloween
37.) Hobby:: Tidying up my things and myself, practicing some rather advanced spells, writing poetry and playing my violin
38.) Sport:: A muggle sport called ‘Squash’.
39.) Feeling:: I do not think there could be a favorite feeling, logically
40.) Saying:: Evil has met its match, in me. – Jason Pattew
41.) Word:: Organized
42.) Month:: December.
43.) Clothing:: Anything that is neat.
44.) Jewelry:: None
45.) Food:: A balance diet of protein, vitamins and carbohydrate. These are what the Muggles use to organize their food.
46.) Snack:: I do not eat snacks, they are unhealthy and not organized. They are neither a meal nor half a meal.


::_**_:: Friends ::_**_::

47.) Best:: I do not have friends.
48.) Daringest:: I do not have friends.
49.) Funniest:: I do not have friends.
50.) Tallest:: I do not have friends.
51.) Shortest:: I do not have friends.
52.) Loudest:: I do not have friends.
53.) Shyest:: I do not have friends.
54.) Smartest:: I do not have friends.
55.) Blondest: I do not have friends. (This is getting tiring)
56.) Craziest:: I do not have friends.
57.) Nicest:: I do not have friends.
58.) Sweetest:: I do not have friends.
59.) Weirdest:: I do not have friends.
60.) Flirtiest:: I do not have friends. (Finally)


::_**_:: Have You Ever ::_**_::

61.) Had a Wish Come True:: No, since my wish is to have a neat and tidy dormitory.
62.) Had a Dream Come True:: No, my dreams are too wild to come true.
63.) Broken a Body Part:: No, I do believe that that would be unnecessary since I’m rather quick with my wand
64.) Fallen in Love:: Yes, like I said before, I was under the influence of a love gas
65.) Done Something You Regret:: Once, or twice.
66.) Tripped and Fell in Public:: No, my posture is symmetrically correct and thus is rather illogical I should fall anywhere at all.
67.) Sang in Public:: No, that would be insane.
68.) Cried in Public:: No, I have not cried since, wait, I have not cried before, not even as an infant, or so my parents tell me.
69.) Kissed Someone Besides Family:: No, if I had, I was under the influence of the aforesaid love gas.
70.) Been in a Car Crash:: No, my father is a very cautious driver.


::_**_:: The Last ::_**_::

71.) Thing You Did Before Getting on the Computer:: I do not think such gadget exist in this era.
72.) Person You Yelled at:: I do not yell, that is not gentlemanly.
73.) Person You Hugged:: I refrain from such show of affection.
74.) Person You IMed:: Firstly, you are going to have to tell me what is the meaning of IM.
75.) Time You Cleaned Your Room:: 5 seconds ago, I will have to clean it again after I finish this survey.
76.) Song You were Listening:: I do not listen to songs in Hogwarts. I fear I may be disturbing others.
77.) TV Show You Watched:: I spend most of my time tidying, I do not have time to watch TV
78.) Movie You Watched:: As I have said, I spend most of my time tidying, I do not have time to watch movies
79.) Time You went to the Movies:: Non-existent
80.) Time You Cried:: Non-existent
81.) You Took a Shower:: This morning, which is approximately 45 minutes ago.


::_**_:: This OR That ::_**_::

82.) Coke OR Pepsi:: Soft drinks are not my choice of beverages
83.) Tall OR Short:: Tall
84.) Flowers OR Candy:: either is not profitable, I refrain from them
85.) Math OR English:: ... English.
86.) Blink 182 OR Sugarcult:: No idea what those two are.
87.) Mickey OR Minnie:: Mickey
88.) Middle School OR High School:: High School.
89.) Boyfriend OR Girlfriend:: Girlfriend.
90.) Single OR Taken:: single.



::_**_:: Word Association ::_**_::

91.) bead:: String
92.) bed:: sleep
93.) sexy:: Lily Evans. girls
94.) phone:: annoying
95.) tough:: my father’s cooking
96.) neato:: There isn’t such word
97.) leather:: hot, as in sweating hot.
98.) weird:: James Potter
99.) so:: what?
100.) easy:: Dark Arts
101.) test:: are good for us
102.) nerd:: people who study too much
103.) falling:: is not possible for me
104.) air:: life
105.) hot:: cold


::_**_:: Random ::_**_::

106.) do you sleep with a stuff animal:: Never did, never will.
107.) do you like snowballs:: No, they are messy.
108.) are you in school:: Yes.
109.) do you like to swim:: Yes, swimming is a good form of exercise, though I prefer flying.
110.) are you funny:: Probably, when I let my guard down.
111.) what do you think of water:: It is clean.
112.) are you a blonde at heart:: Definitely no.
113.) have you ever been to Maryland:: No. I am not sure where that is.
114.) are you happy this survey is over:: Yes, then I can continue tidying my side of the dorm.

[Jason Pattew]

We meet again, Book.

Today was a rather uneventful day. Walked down the hallway, got called 'Mudblood' by some rather disgusting looking Slytherin. Decided to for once, break my own golden rule of not hexing any student and sent a Tickling Charm at them. They shouldn't look so glum anyway.

Felt surprisingly good after that particular incident. Some unfortunate fifth year got blamed on hexing them. He shouldn't have hold onto his wand like that though, not only is the posture wrong, he could also poke someone's eye out, not that he would be able to hex someone with it anyway, didn't look bright enough.

I'm not planning to do any surveys today, though I have found many while tidying the dorm. They were practically lying everywhere, some in diaries, or journals, as they call them; some on the floor; some in MY bed. The nerve of them. Oh well, I am feeling particularly happy today so I've decided not to do anything 'unpleasant'.

Oh, wait. I was having a flashback. -grimace- I should have organized my thoughts first. Now is the summer holidays, which is just as uneventful. I am an only child, but I have three dogs, five guinea pigs and two tortoises to keep me occupied, not to mention tons and tons of homework. I wonder what all the rest of Hogwarts is up to. Believe it or not, I get to follow Father to work today. There was a 'suspicious death' of a Muggle and even Mother was involved. I hope they catch the culprit. I still have the surveys I said I found but I really am too tired to do any of them now. I shall now retire to my bed. I just hope I wouldn't have anymore flashbacks, they are not good to an organized mind.

Jason

[Jason Pattew]

I'm starting to think you are the only one who understands me, Book.

Today is boring, tiring and frustrating. I needed to do my homework, and my Muggle friends had to come over and visit me today. Not yesterday, not tomorrow, today. That will be the frustrating part, which led on to the tiring part since I had to follow my time-table and finish the essays for Potions, Transfiguration and Defense Against the Dark Arts today, a rather grand total of parchments, even for me, and all within three hours!! One hour per essay. Sad to say, I wasn't able to achieve that and had to use up to four and a half hours. Tiring and frustrating. Why must they come today?? The boring part is quite irrelevent. Since I had not finish my work on time, I had banned myself from our Summer holiday visit to the mountains. For your information, Book, my family goes mountain-climbing every summer since its cold and windy up there and its good exercise, though I still prefer flying. My father promised me a game of a Muggle sport I am rather fond of, Squash next week since I could not make it to the mountain trip. My parents will be there for four days and the house is under my care. They trust me through and through and I shall honour their trust. Now, my time-table states I need to feed the animals. Till next time, my friend Book.

Jason

[Jason Pattew]

I am so glad you are unharmed, Book.

Some idiotic Slytherin seemed to think that taking my book away and storing it was a good idea, the nerve of him!! I happened to have my wand at the exact moment I found out I have lost my book and was able to retrieve it, thankfully. Who knows what might have happened to you if I did not have my wand? I am starting to think that James Potter and Sirius Black have a point in torturing those worthless bits of scum. I have better sign off before I start saying things I will regret.

Immensely irritated,
Jason

[Jason Pattew]

Dear Book,

I am seriously bored. I have absolutely no idea what to do so, survey time!! Hmm, I am hyper today, aren't I?

1.Do you write in a journal or diary?: Journal
2.Do you keep an organizer?: -raises eyebrow- That is a trick question, right?
3.Do you believe in love at first sight?: Used to, until I was attacked by some love gas
4.Do you believe that every person has one soul mate: -looks above-
5.Do you believe in god?: Yes, but not in the different religions
6.Do you believe in everyone (even the beyond helpless)?: Yes, though there is an exception for James Potter
7.Do you believe in having a good education?: Yes, in Hogwarts, definitely
8.Do you believe in horoscopes?: No, these things are not reliable.
9.Do you believe in yourself?: Why shouldn’t I believe in myself?
10.Do you shower daily?: That’s another trick question, right?
11.Do you like this survey so far?: No.
12.Do you like the person that sent you this?: I picked it off the floor, nobody sent me this.
13.Do you cry easily?: I do not cry.
14.Do you believe in Heaven?: I believe in God, why would I not believe in heaven?
15.Do you believe in hell?: When there is heaven, there is hell.
16.Do you believe in reincarnation?: Yes.

*Favorites*
1.favorite day of the week: Sunday
2.favorite ice-cream: I do not eat ice-cream
3.favorite movies: No time to find out
4.favorite actors: -looks above-
5.favorite actresses: You are dense, for a piece of parchment.
6.favorite quote: Evil has met its match, in me.
7.favorite songs: I do not listen to songs.
8.favorite music groups: This is pointless.
9.favorite music singers: Extremely pointless.
10.favorite holiday: Halloween?
11.favorite season: Winter
12.favorite colors: Black, blue, red, green, silver…
13.favorite flowers: Black roses.
14.favorite book: I loke all kinds of book that are suitable for me.
15.favorite school subject: Defense Against the Dark Arts

*When you hear ___ you think of..*
1.Baseball: Not my type of sport, I prefer Squash
2.Sexy: Lily Evans Devin Girls
3.Red: Lily Evans Ruby
4.Warm apple pie: -drools-
5.Hot: Fire
6.Fish: Giant Squid
7.Girl: Devin Uh…
8.Amanda: Who?
9.Swimming: nice
10.Bologna: bleurgh
11.Annoying: James Potter
12.Loser: I choose not to answer this
13.Cool: Most Gryffindors, though I never say it.
14.School: Hogwarts is good.

Friendships*
1.Who is your overall~* top of the line~* best
friend?: Devin
2.Who is your 2nd best friend?: Erm, Lily perhaps?
3.Who is your 3rd best friend?: Me. Can’t find anybody else
4.Who is your 4th best friend?: Me.
5.If there are anymore, you can list them here: Me, me and me.

WHICH OF YOUR FRIENDS...
6.Is the funniest: Devin
7.Do you tell your dreams to: No one.
8.Do you tell your fears to: No one
9.Do you go to for advice: Me
10.Have you dreamt about: My pets at home, wonder how are they doing, oh, you meant humans?
11.Knows everything about you: Me, my parents, me.
12.Do you tell your secrets to: My journal at home.
13.Is the most shy: Er…
14.Is the loudest: Devin
15.Can't you live without: My Soul, can’t live without a soul, can you?
16.Is the most trendy: Lily, I guess.
17.Can be the most annoying: Devin
18.Lives the farthest away from you: If you meant when I am at home, everybody. ^^
19.Lives closest to you: -looks above- except change ‘everybody’ to nobody.
21.What do you look for in a friend?: Trust, humor, that something which seems to exist in everybody, except me…

*Relationships*
1.boyfriend/girlfriend's name: I'm single.
2.crush: Lily Evans. Devin None
3.where does that special someone live?: Non-existent
4.things you like in the opposite sex: The exact opposite qualities compared to mine.
5.when was your first kiss: Erm…
6.are you a virgin: Yes. I'm slightly offended.
7.the most romantic thing anyone has done for you was: Dance with me.
8.which is more important- personality or looks?: Personality –coughDevincough-
9.first boyfriend/girlfriend: Non-existent, unless you count the time I was under the influence of a certain Love gas

*Creative Q's*
1.If you had the choice to spin around the sun, or
walk on the moon, which would you choose and why?: Spin round the sun, because no Muggle can do that.
2.What color do you think best describes you and why?: Black. Because I’m mysterious and sophisticated
3.If you could be doing anything right now, what would you be doing?: Tidying my part of the dorm
4.Would you ever share you heart completely with someone else? If yes- who~* if no- why not?: No, because that would only give them reason to hurt me.
5.Which sense could you not live without, and why?: I must say all senses are important.
6.Have you ever written on a mirror? If so what did you write?: Great heavens above, why would I want to dirty my mirror?
7.If you could change one thing you did in the last 24 hours, what would it be and why?: My choice of doing this survey, I’m better off in the library.
8.Do you prefer sleeping outside beneath the night sky, or your cozy bed indoors?: Night sky
9.What is the most beautiful thing in the world?: Everything has its own beauty, even if there are stuck up arrogant little gits.
10.Name one person whose changed your life for the better: Devin, Lily.
11.What can someone do to you that would turn you on fully- physically or mentally- or both?: I would rather not answer that. –cough-Devin’s humor-cough-
12.If you knew you were going to pass away within the next few days, what would be the last thing you say, and who would you say that to?: That would be quite personal
13.What is one thing that can make you smile no matter what mood your in?: Devin, watching Slytherins get pummeled by James and his gang. You did not see that. *glares*
14.If you could meet anyone, past or present, dead or alive, who would you meet and why?: Myself, in my past life.
15.And finally, what makes you you?: My personality.

~~~True or False~~~

I like my name: True.
I am a teenager: True
I like school: True
I hate school: False
My school's cafeteria food is yummy: True
I love the color black: True
I love the color pink: False
I took a shower this morning: True
My hair is its natural color: True
My favorite subject in school is Lunch: Flase
I am straight: true
I like Math: False
I own Rainbows: I am not a leprechaun
I hate beef: True, poor cow…
I am a vegetarian: False
I hardly ever watch TV: True
I'd rather rent a movie then go to the movies: True, though I would not have time to watch it
I get physical exercise every day: True
I have had an eating disorder: False
I am short for my age: False. –looks insulted-
I am tall for my age: True.
I love hoodies: False. So untidy…
I hate it when: My dorm-mates mess up everything I have tried to keep tidy, the Divination professor tells me I am going to die soon.

Oh well, I am off to the library.

Jason

[Jason Pattew]

Dear Book,
I found this one day while cleaning out the attic. It sounds like a survey but its title says 'Freaky Mind Game'. Beneath, it states that I have to take it to believe it. Anway, I took it and it was only slightly accurate. Oh well, here it is.

your instincts has


its



advantages



all



the



time...



This is freaky as anything...DO NOT



CHEAT



(You'll



will kick yourself later) I was a little



skeptical trying this, but if you follow the



instructions to the "t" you'll be

surprised!!!!





All of my answers were accurate. We'll see



tomorrow if the wish comes true. I'll let



you



know. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will



freak



you out! The person who sent it to me



said



her



wish came true 10 minutes after they read



the



mail. BUT NO CHEATING! This game



has



a



funny/spooky outcome.





Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It



takes



about three minutes...it's worth a try





First..get a pen and paper. When you



actually



choose names, make sure it's people you



actually



know and go with your first instinct.





Scroll down one line at a time...and don't



read



ahead or you'll ruin it!





1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in



a



column.
































































2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write



down any



two numbers you want.


































































3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the



names



of



members of the opposite sex.



















































































NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT



WON"T



TURN OUT RIGHT!











4. Write anyone's name (like friends or



family....) in the 4th, 5th,





and 6th spots.














































































5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10,



and



11.



































































GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!











6. Finally, make a wish.


































































































And now the key for the game.....















1. You must tell (the number in space 2)



people



about this game.





























2. The person in space 3 is the one that



you



love.



























3. The person in 7 is one you like but



can't



work



out.



























4. You care most about the person you



put in



4.





























5. The person you name in number 5 is



the




one





who





knows you very well.

























6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky





star.
























7. The song in 8 is the song that matches





with





the person in number 3.

























8. The title in 9 is the song for the person





in





7.




















9. The tenth space is the song that tells





you





most about YOUR mind.


























10. and 11 is the song telling you how





you







feel





about life






this is so accurate






NOW...post this bulletin (dont reply) within





the





hour... IF you do..





your wish will come true...





If you don't it will become the opposite




u must post this in another room in 3 hours!!!! GOOD LUCK