Reasons Why Everyone Is Beneath Celestia {me}

[Anya Delioncour]

First off, lets start with a little about me. Cause we all know I am the best.

Survey of the Day thing!
1.Do you write in a journal or diary?: What do you /think/ idiot?
2.Do you keep an organizer?: Thats what magic is for, moron
3.Do you believe in love at first sight?: Who needs love?It's much better being a tease. You get more guys then
4.Do you believe that every person has one soul mate: As if
5.Do you believe in god?: Of course. Her name is Celestia Moonshadows!
6.Do you believe in everyone (even the beyond helpless)?: No. Everyone besides me, Nirak, The Dark Lord, Lucius, and Zeko are helpless.
7.Do you believe in having a good education?: As if! We havn't learned /any/ dark magic!
8.Do you believe in horoscopes?:Yes. It helps me to decide who to 'seduce' next.
9.Do you believe in yourself?: I'm here, aren't I?
10.Do you shower daily?: No. I shower three times a day. Duh. Can't have my gorgeous hair get messy!
11.Do you like this survey so far?: Ugh. No.
12.Do you like the person that sent you this?: No. I HATE James Potter.
13.Do you cry easily?:Purebloods do not cry.
14.Do you believe in Heaven?: I already told you. I /am/ god.I'm heaven as well.
16.Do you believe in reincarnation?: Yeah. I'm the reincarnation of god.
*Favorites*
1.favorite day of the week: Friday.
2.favorite ice-cream: Ice cream is fattening.
3.favorite movies: Was this made by muggles?
4.favorite actors: Must've been.
5.favorite actresses: Remind me to shoot the maker of this
6.favorite quote: I'm a bitch. Deal with it.
7.favorite songs: Bitch, by that singer Merideth Brookes. No, she isn't a muggle.
8.favorite music groups: None
9.favorite music singers: My self
10.favorite holiday: My Birthday. Thats a national holiday.
11.favorite season: Winter.
12.favorite colors: Silver and emerald.
13.favorite flowers: Roses
14.favorite book: 'The Art of Revenge'
15.favorite school subject: Potions

*When you hear ___ you think of..*
1.Baseball: Muggle
2.Sexy: Me
3.Red: Dark Lord
4.Warm apple pie: Fattening
5.Hot: Me
6.Fish: face
7.Girl: me
8.Amanda: Poser
9.Swimming: Skinnydipping -insert slutty wink-
10.Bologna: EWWWW
11.Annoying: Snape
12.Loser: Everyone but me, Nirak, Tom, and Zeko. Oh! And Marco.
13.Cool: Me
14.School: Gay

Friendships*
1.Who is your overall~* top of the line~* best
friend?: Me
2.Who is your 2nd best friend?: Me
3.Who is your 3rd best friend?: Me
4.Who is your 4th best friend?: Me.
5.If there are anymore, you can list them here: Me, me, me. Did I mention me?

WHICH OF YOUR friends Minions...
6.Is the funniest: Nirak
7.Do you tell your dreams to: Myself
8.Do you tell your fears to: I fear nothing
9.Do you go to for advice: Marco
10.Have you dreamt about: Which one /havn't/ I dreamt about?
11.Knows everything about you: Myself. Though perhaps Nirak. He is somewhat telepathic, it seems.
12.Do you tell your secrets to: I have no personal secrets
13.Is the most shy: Marco
14.Is the loudest: Me
15.Can't you live without: Myself
16.Is the most trendy: Me, of course.
17.Can be the most annoying: .... I won't say
18.Lives the farthest away from you:I dunno
19.Lives closest to you: I dunno
21.What do you look for in a friend?: Willing to do my evil biding.

*Relationships*
1.boyfriend/girlfriend's name: No one, at the moment. Though I'm working on Marco.
2.crush: Do I even have to say it? I don't have crushes.
3.where does that special someone live?: Hogwarts
4.things you like in the opposite sex: Intellegence, must be sexy.
5.when was your first kiss: I can't rmember. Prolly around age 10/11
6.are you a virgin: Yes. I'm not that easy.
7.the most romantic thing anyone has done for you was: Drawing me
8.which is more important- personality or looks?: Both. But mostly looks.
9.first boyfriend/girlfriend: Hmm... I don't remember.
*Creative Q's*
1.If you had the choice to spin around the sun, or
walk on the moon, which would you choose and why?: Walk on the moon. It's haunting, chilling. I love that.
2.What color do you think best describes you and why?: No color describes me.
3.If you could be doing anything right now, what would you be doing?: Hitting on people.
4.Would you ever share you heart completely with someone else? If yes- who~* if no- why not?: No. Just... no.
5.Which sense could you not live without, and why?: I need them all.
6.Have you ever written on a mirror? If so what did you write?: Yeah. It was part of a spell, to creat a mirror of desire. It said 'Ishow noty outreflec tionbut wha tyo umost erised'
7.If you could change one thing you did in the last 24 hours, what would it be and why?: I would have chosen the silver mascara.
8.Do you prefer sleeping outside beneath the night sky, or your cozy bed indoors?: Night sky. It is also chilling, and haunting.
9.What is the most beautiful thing in the world?: Me
10.Name one person whose changed your life for the better: The Dark lord.
11.What can someone do to you that would turn you on fully- physically or mentally- or both?: Lets not even /start/
12.If you knew you were going to pass away within the next few days, what would be the last thing you say, and who would you say that to?: I would prolly thank The Dark Lord for being so wonderful, and wish that I had only gotten old enough to join him.
13.What is one thing that can make you smile no matter what mood your in?: Seeing a hot guy.
14.If you could meet anyone, past or present, dead or alive, who would you meet and why?: Salazar Slytherin, for many reasons.
15.And finally, what makes you you?: I am me. Enoguh said.
~~~True or False~~~

I like my name: True.
I am a teenager: True
I like school: False
I hate school: True
My school's cafeteria food is yummy: To fattening.
I love the color black: True
I love the color pink: False.
I took a shower this morning: True
My hair is its natural color: False. It's actually normally even lighter. I made it darker so I wouldn't be confused for a relative of Zeko. Now I'm supposedly a 'Malfoy'
My favorite subject in school is Lunch: False
I am straight: False
I like Math: Ick
I own Rainbows: Rainbows suck
I hate beef: True. Unless it's veal.
I am a vegetarian: False
I hardly ever watch TV: What's a TV?
I'd rather rent a movie then go to the movies: Fricking muggles...
I get physical exercise every day: Yeah. I gotta do soemthing to keep my sexy body.
I have had an eating disorder: No. I just don't eat alot.
I am short for my age: False
I am tall for my age: True, actually.
I love hoodies: Eww! So /not/ fashionable!
I hate it when: People are idiots.
Or are Anyankta Delioncour.

[Anya Delioncour]

Bah. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm starting to feel guilty. Remember that Marco kid? Well I found his journal, and it mentioned me alot in there. Doesn't he realise that I don't stay with someone very long? I must admit, though, I like him better than all my other flings... But that doesn't mean I won't dump him in a week if he asks me out.

[Anya Delioncour]

I'm going to kill Lucius. He nearly got me /killed/. Killed by my only friend no less. He wrote terrible things in Nirak's journal, and signed my name with them. I know he hates me but that was a bit over the top. Here I am trying to be nice and less...less slutty and bitchy, and they do even worse things to me? Oh god. I hate my stupid fucking life.

[Remus J. Lupin]

<sup>Don't say that. Nothing wrong with your life.

And .. don't kill him, yeah? Just maim him a bit. Nothin too serious.

Are those bastards still callin you slut? I'll go rip them a new asshole.</sup>

[Anya Delioncour]

Nirak? Why the hell are you writing in here?

And I won't kill him. No matter how much I might want too, I couldn't do it.

And you don't need to do anything to them. I can deal with it on my own. In my own ways. Which mostly involves avoiding them at all costs, but thats besides the point.