Niri's ... Thing

[Remus J. Lupin]

<sup>{{ I'm warning you now - yay for swearing. You've had your warning, 'kay? And no accent, either! Yaay. xD Hey, he's writing in a book ... }}

This ain't a diary thing. It's a thing. Got it? Nirak Dragon don't write in diaries or journals. It's a thing. Haha. Thing. Kinda like me, right? Nah. I'm better - looking than any thing.

Well, anyway. This little bitch slapped me. And it weren't that Anya idiot, either. This weird girl, that I don't even know. And I was being nice to her - well, as nice as I can get. I was helping her up from the ground, and she goddamn slapped me! Talk about ingrate ...

Aaanyway. Bye. This ain't a diary. Got that?</sup>

[Remus J. Lupin]

<sup>Haha, I beat the living crap out of this kid today. Well, shouldn't've stolen my glasses, now should he? No I don't wear glasses, damnit! I think I look rather hot smart in them. Yeah. I meant smart. Haha. Ha ... No one reads this, so I shouldn't really care. But that Fourth Year in the Common Room's been giving me the evil eyes for a while now. I'll beat the shit out of him next.

Yay!</sup>

[Remus J. Lupin]

<sup>Niri's List of People To Hurt
Jason Icklestone
Chris Townsend
James Wiggins
Arty Gribbs
Tobias Charlton
Kai Charlton
Anya Delioncour
Belinda FoulFrey

Okay. Those're the people I'm gonna go and beat the shit out of, and make their lives a living hell. Yay for me! That Belinda is the bitch who slapped me. I found out her last name after ' talking ' to some of her friends. They're all whiney bitches. Gah. I had a headache by the time I'd finished talking to them.

Chris Townsend is the kid that keeps staring at me. I just lobbed a pillow at his face, and now he's crying. Pffft. Some Slytherin he is. Everyone round here's a whiney bitch.

Apart from me.</sup>

[Remus J. Lupin]

<sup>I'm gonna kill that fucking plastic.

Okay. Got that off my chest. Stupid bitch woke me up today, and she was, of all bloody things, poking me. How stupid can you get? And then I scared her crapless with a pillow, though, it did look like a gun. Heh. Stupid. I made it look like a gun for a moment, put it against her head, and she crapped herself. I dunno if she did it literally, though. I don't wanna find out, either.

Also, I've found out the password to the Head Dorms. Bahaha. I should go, like, stinkbomb it. Plus I've memorised where it is, and, if it switches around, where it switches to. 'Cause Niri's so smart.

Wait .. I didn't call myself Niri! You didn't see anything. *Threatening glare*</sup>

[Remus J. Lupin]

<sup>Survey. Huzzah. Why? 'Cause I wanna.

01.) Name:: Nirak Dragon
02.) Middle Name:: Ailill
03.) DOB:: March 28th
04.) Age:: 17
05.) Location:: Hogwarts, for now
06.) Eye Color:: Silver-y metallic
07.) Hair Color:: Golden - honey ish
08.) Hair Length:: Uhh, below the chin. Ish.
09.) Height:: 5'9 / 6'
10.) Shoe Size:: 10, I think
11.) Glasses or Contacts:: Glasses
12.) Braces:: Nope
13.) Single or Taken:: single, I think
14.) Bad Habits:: Talking to myself, beating people up for no reason, yelling at people, sleeping in the Common Room, ... stuff.
15.) Fears:: The voices in my head. *noddle*
16.) Screen Name:: ..


::_**_:: School ::_**_::

17.) Where Do You Go to School:: Hogwarts
18.) Whats Your School Mascot:: Some crappy animals.
19.) Whats Your School Colors:: Green, yellow, blue and red.
20.) Whats Your Favorite Subject:: Don't have one.
21.) Who's Your Favorite Teacher:: None. They're evil bastards.
22.) What Do They Teach:: Crap subjects.
23.) Who Sits Next to You In Math Class:: No one. Mwah.


::_**_:: Love Life ::_**_::

24.) Do You Have a Boyfriend/ Girlfriend:: Nope
25.) If So, Whats There Name:: Bob. Nyah.
26.) If So, How Long Have You Been Together:: Never.
27.) Do You Have a Crush:: Yeah.
28.) Do They Know:: Probably.
29.) Have You Ever Broken Someones Heart:: No.
30.) Have You Ever Had Your Heart Broken:: Yeah.

::_**_:: Favorites ::_**_::

31.) Animal:: Iunno.
32.) Color:: Red.
33.) Person:: .. Me?
34.) Subject:: None.
35.) Season:: Winter.
36.) Holiday:: My birthday. It's a holiday!
37.) Hobby:: Beating people up. Mwahaha. >D
38.) Sport:: None.
39.) Feeling:: None.
40.) Saying:: "Kiss metal, bastard" - mine!
41.) Word:: Fuck. Both meanings. Mwah.
42.) Month:: December.
43.) Clothing:: None.
44.) Jewelry:: Rings.
45.) Food:: Currry.
46.) Snack:: Mints.


::_**_:: Friends ::_**_::

47.) Best:: ...Sonja?
48.) Daringest:: Celestia?
49.) Funniest:: Sonja or Luce?
50.) Tallest:: No idea.
51.) Shortest:: Celestia. I'm bigger than her. MWAHAHA.
52.) Loudest:: Me or Celestia.
53.) Shyest:: Uhhh ...
54.) Smartest:: Sonja or Luce.
55.) Blondest: Celestia or Luce. I like Luce's hair. Nyah.
56.) Craziest:: Me. I rule all.
57.) Nicest:: Sonja.
58.) Sweetest:: Luce, in his scary way.
59.) Weirdest:: Me?
60.) Flirtiest:: Celestia. Or me. Or Luce. Sonja's weird.


::_**_:: Have You Ever ::_**_::

61.) Had a Wish Come True:: Nope.
62.) Had a Dream Come True:: Nope.
63.) Broken a Body Part:: Lots and lots of times.
64.) Fallen in Love:: Yes.
65.) Done Something You Regret:: Lots of fucking times.
66.) Tripped and Fell in Public:: Once. I was pushed. I swear.
67.) Sang in Public:: Yup.
68.) Cried in Public:: No.
69.) Kissed Someone Besides Family:: Yeah.
70.) Been in a Car Crash:: Yeah.


::_**_:: The Last ::_**_::

71.) Thing You Did Before Getting on the Computer:: ...
72.) Person You Yelled at:: Everyone.
73.) Person You Hugged:: No one.
74.) Person You IMed:: ...
75.) Time You Cleaned Your Room:: I don't think that's possible.
76.) Song You were Listening:: 'You're Beautiful'
77.) TV Show You Watched:: ...
78.) Movie You Watched:: ...
79.) Time You went to the Movies:: ...
80.) Time You Cried:: At the end of last year.
81.) You Took a Shower:: An hour ago. I smell nicccce.


::_**_:: This OR That ::_**_::

82.) Coke OR Pepsi:: ... Both. Mwahaha.
83.) Tall OR Short:: Tall
84.) Flowers OR Candy:: Candy
85.) Math OR English:: ... English.
86.) Blink 182 OR Sugarcult:: What?
87.) Mickey OR Minnie:: Mickey/
88.) Middle School OR High School:: High School.
89.) Boyfriend OR Girlfriend:: Boyfriend.
90.) Single OR Taken:: single. I think.



::_**_:: Word Association ::_**_::

91.) bead:: thing
92.) bed:: smex
93.) sexy:: smexy
94.) phone:: tone
95.) tough:: wall
96.) neato:: weird
97.) leather:: ... thong
98.) weird:: people
99.) so:: no
100.) easy:: food
101.) test:: buggerididn'tstudy
102.) nerd:: Gryffindors
103.) falling:: dying
104.) air:: stuff
105.) hot:: ... Luce


::_**_:: Random ::_**_::

106.) do you sleep with a stuff animal:: No. He's at home.
107.) do you like snowballs:: No.
108.) are you in school:: Yeah.
109.) do you like to swim:: NO
110.) are you funny:: ..Might be.
111.) what do you think of water:: Hate it.
112.) are you a blonde at heart:: Nope.
113.) have you ever been to Maryland:: Yawhat?
114.) are you happy this survey is over:: Dunno.</sup>

[Remus J. Lupin]

<sup>First Name? Nirak
Age? 17
Birthday? March 28th
Sign? Aries, I think
Height? 5'9 ish.
Shoesize? 10
Eye Color? Metallic-y.
Hair Color? Golden-honey ish.
Best Friend? Dunno.
Celebrity Crush? Uhhh ...
Self Descriptive Song? ...
Mom and Dads Name? Angelina and Bastard -- I mean, Prick. Er .. Bugger off.

Have You Ever~

Fallen Out Of Bed? Lots of times. I was pushed. I swear.
Lost Touch With Someone, Then Started Talking To Them Again? Nope.
Tried To Pierce Your Own Bellybutton? I'm not stupid.
Been In A Car Wreck, While You Were Driving? I drove off a bridge and into the sea, yeah.

Really Truly Been In Love? Yeah.

Do You~

Have A lot Of Friends? No
Know Anyone Named Megan? I know only two girls, so no.
Have Just One Best Friend Or A lot Of Them? I don't consider them /best/ friends. Friends, yeah.
Like Any Savage Garden Songs? Garden songs? ... Wha?
Have Blonde Moments? No ...
Talk To Yourself Often? Yeah. Lots.

Who Was~

Your Current (or last) Serious Boyfriend/Girlfriend? Daegan, me thinks.
The Last Person You Hung Up On? ...
The Last Person To Tell You That You Were Hott? Iunno.
The Last Person To Make You Mad? The whole fucking universe.
The Last Person To Sleepover At Your House? Myself.
Last Person To Call You? No idea. Luce?
The Last Person You Called? Uhh, the kid across the room from me.

If You Could~

Change Your Name To Anything, What Would It Be? ... Master? Lord? God?
Date Any Celebrity, Who Would It Be? ...
Be Any Famous Person For A Day, Who Would You Be? Matt Damon. He's hot.

Be A Crayon, What Color What You Be? The poor, misunderstood olive.
Be Any Flavor Of Ice Cream, What Flavor Would You Be? Vanilla.
Go Back In Time And Change One Thing, What Would It Be? Make myself better looking.
Spend $100,000 Frivolously, What Would You Buy? Wha? $?

Are You~

The Organized Sort? Nope. Take a look at my home sometime.
The Freaky Silent Type? Sometimes.
A Letter Writer? No.
Obsessive? Depends. I have Lucius' boxers under my pillow. But his fanclub is scarier. Nyah. (( Yes, Niri really does. xD Ask Anya! ))

Random Questions~

If Britney Spears Is A So-Called "Virgin" Then Why Does She Say "Oops...I Did It Again"? 'Cause she's a slut. .. Who is she?
What Is Your Biggest Pet Peeve? Why the hell everyone can be so happy. YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Have You And Your Friends Ever Just Up And Went On A Road Trip? .. No.
If So, Where Did You Go? ...
Have You Ever Made A Friend Over The Net, Then Later Met Them In Person? ...
If So, Who Was It? ..
Is The Glass Half-Empty Or Half-Full? Half empty. We're all gonna die..

*****DO YOU*****
KEEP A DIARY? It's a thing, you prick.
LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR OFTEN? If I wanted to break it and get seven years bad luck, sure.
LIKE YOUR LIFE? Not really, no.
HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND? No.
GET GOOD GRADES? Kinda.
GET SCARED EASILY? Pfft, hell no.
GET HURT EASILY? No.
HAVE AN ENEMIE? The world is my enemy.

GO TO BED LATE? I don't sleep at night. I walk around.
GO TO BED EARLY? I try to.
SAVE YOUR ASSIGNMENTS FOR THE LAST MINUTE? Couple of times.
PRETEND YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT A CERTAIN PERSON BUT YOU ACTUALLY DO? Might have.
KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Nope.
ENJOY SCARY MOVIES? Yeah.
ENJOY CHICK FLICKS? ... What?
PLAY HARD-TO-GET? No. No one wants me.
MAKE EXCUSES TO GET OFF THE PHONE WITH SOMEONE? I can't work them. I blew the last one up. Mwahaha.

*****ORs*****
GLOBE OR MAP? Globe. It's spinny.
SWEET OR SOUR? Uhhh .. both. Mwaha.
HUG OR KISS? Kiss.

BOY OR GIRL? Boy.
PUNCH OR KICK? Both.
LONG HAIR OR SHORT HAIR ON GIRLS? I don't give a shit.
LONG HAIR OR SHORT HAIR ON BOYS? Uhh ... Long. Ish.
PHONE OR INTERNET? ...
SKI OR SNOWBOARD? Snowboard.
SNOW OR RAIN? Rain.
SONG OR PARODY? Uhhh, both.
SLOW SONG OR ROCK? Both.
TALKATIVE OR QUIET? Talkative.
SPORT-FANATIC OR BOOK WORM? Bookworm.
ROMANTIC OR NOT? Depends what sort of romance.
ENTERTAING OR BORING? Entertaining.
CALM OR ACTIVE? Both. Nyah.
TRUSTWORTHY OR LOYAL? Both.
FUN TO TALK TO OR FUN TO LISTEN TO? Fun to listen to.
STUBBORN OR NOT? Not.
HARD TO GET OR EASY? In between.
MATURE OR KIDDISH? Bit of both. C'mon, you gotta deal with me.
SENSITIVE OR TOUGH? Bit of both.
CAREFUL OR CARELESS: Both/
TALENTED OR CREATIVE? Depends.
CUTE OR DROP-DEAD-GORGEOUS? Drop dead, ta.
ANNOYING OR EASY TO ANNOY? Annoying.
SHORT OR TALL? Tall. Ish. My height. Ish.
BLOND OR BRUNETTE? Dunno. Blonde. (( Moo :: =snorts= ))
OLD OR NEW? New.
UNIQUE OR PLAIN? unique.
EXACTLY LIKE YOU OR TOTALLY DIFFERENT? Totally different, I guess. Who the hell's like me, anyway?
STYLISH OR NOT? Stylish.
FUNNY OR HILARIOUS? Funny.
PREDICTABLE OR NOT? Not.
LOVABLE OR LIKABLE? Lovable, I guess.

*****HAVE YOU EVER...*****
LOVED SOMEONE? Yeah.
NOT KNOWN IF YOU LIKE SOMEONE OR LOVE THAT SOMEONE? No.
BEEN ABLE TO TELL WHEN SOMEONE LIKES YOU? No one likes me. Ta.
BEEN AFRAID OF GETTING IN A RELASHIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE? Kinda.
BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE? Yeah.
BEEN DUMPED? No. He died.
DUMPED SOMEONE? No.
HAD A BROKEN HEART? Yeah.
BROKEN SOMEONE'S HEART? No.
BEEN REALLY EMBARRASSED? Nope.
BEEN KISSED? Yeah.
KISSED SOMEONE? Yeah.
BEEN HUGGED FOR A LONG TIME? Yeah.
HUGGED SOMEONE FOR A LONG TIME? Nope.
HUNG UP ON SOMEONE? No.
BEEN HUNG UP ON? No.
CARED ABOUT SOMEONE WHO DIDN'T CARE ABOUT YOU? Yeah. He might care about me. How the hell should I know?
HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN? ... It's a secret.
KEPT A REALLY DARK SECRET TO YOURSELF? Yup. Well, it's not really a secret anymore ...
TOLD SOMEONE'S DARK SECRET? Nope.
STOLEN SOMEONE'S BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND? No.
READ SOMEONE'S DIARY WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION? Yeah. 'Tia's.
FELT LIKE SPONTANEOUSLY KISSING SOMEONE? Hell yeah.

*****ARE YOU...*****
FUNNY? Might be.
SMART? Hell no.
FUN? *shrugs*
ADORABLE? Pfft. Might be. No one's ever said so.
IN LOVE? Hmm. Maybe. It's a secret.
IN A RELATIONSHIP? No.
MAD AT SOMEONE? Yeah. I'm mad at everyone.
INTO THE OPPOSITE SEX? Nope. Not at all.
FUN TO BE WITH? Might be.
EXCITING? I guess.
BORING? Hope not.
PREDICTABLE? Hell no.
SOCIAL? Not really.
TALENTED? Well, I can roll my eyes into the back of my head ..
SWEET? Pfft.
TRUSTWORTHY? Yeah. Hope so.
STUBBORN? Yup.
ENTERTAINING? Dunno.
SPORTY? No.
SENSITIVE? Kinda.
BORED RIGHT NOW? Yeah.
MISSING SOMEONE RIGHT NOW? Yup.</sup>

[Remus J. Lupin]

<sup>My life is brilliant
My love is pure
I saw an angel
Of that I'm sure

Ack. It's stuck in my head and won't go away. Stupid song. It's got a whacked up video to it as well. I mean, what sort of prick jumps into some ocean off some white thing? Pfff. Idiot.

TV is the Muggles' greatest invention. It's brilliant. Though ... the bloke that sold it to me was a dodgy bugger. Seemed to think I didn't know how to work it.

Hah. ...

Anyway. I gave GRog a heart attack today. Well, how was I supposed to know he was hiding in the towel closet? Idiot. I'd decided to set a couple of towels on fire and throw 'em at the gnomes in my garden, and when I set a bundle of towels on fire, it started screaming. Stupid Grog. Bloody deserved it.</sup>

[Remus J. Lupin]

<sup>1.Do you write in a journal or diary?: It's a thing.
2.Do you keep an organizer?: Even if I did, I'd bloody lose it again.
3.Do you believe in love at first sight?: Dunno
4.Do you believe that every person has one soul mate: Might have
5.Do you believe in god?: He's a kid with an ant farm, that's all.
6.Do you believe in everyone (even the beyond helpless)?: No, not really.
7.Do you believe in having a good education?: Education ain't never gonna be good, darlin.
8.Do you believe in horoscopes?: Kinda.
9.Do you believe in yourself?: Sort of.
10.Do you shower daily?: Hell yeah.
11.Do you like this survey so far?: Nope, not really.
12.Do you like the person that sent you this?: Plastic's okay, I guess.
13.Do you cry easily?: ... No.
14.Do you believe in Heaven?: I would, but I ain't going there.
16.Do you believe in reincarnation?: Yup. I was a lemon in my previous life. *sarcasm*
*Favorites*
1.favorite day of the week: Friday.
2.favorite ice-cream: Mint.
3.favorite movies: Don't bloody get me started ..
4.favorite actors: Matt Damon. He's hot.
5.favorite actresses: Don't like any.
6.favorite quote: Fuck. You.
7.favorite songs: 'You're Beautiful', 'Bad Day', 'Lonely No More', 'SideWinder Sleeps Tonight'
8.favorite music groups: The blokes who sing those songs.
9.favorite music singers: The blokes who sing those songs.
10.favorite holiday: My birthday.
11.favorite season: Winter.
12.favorite colors: Red.
13.favorite flowers: Dead ones. Mwahaha.
14.favorite book: I don't read much.
15.favorite school subject: None.

*When you hear ___ you think of..*
1.Baseball: Pain. Like frying pan.
2.Sexy: Luce. And Matt Damon.
3.Red: My colour.
4.Warm apple pie: SUGAR.
5.Hot: Matt Damon. Luce. Apple pies.
6.Fish: fingers.
7.Girl: Useless.
8.Amanda: That bitch in Owl Post.
9.Swimming: something I'd never do.
10.Bologna: ... Worms.
11.Annoying: Celestia.
12.Loser: Winner.
13.Cool: Tea
14.School: Crap

Friendships*
1.Who is your overall~* top of the line~* best
friend?: Uhm.
2.Who is your 2nd best friend?: Luce or Sonja.
3.Who is your 3rd best friend?: 'Tia.
4.Who is your 4th best friend?: ... Bob. The bloke down the road that gives me free fish and chips.
5.If there are anymore, you can list them here: Bob's cat. She's cute.

WHICH OF YOUR FRIENDS
6.Is the funniest: Sonja or Luce.
7.Do you tell your dreams to: None.
8.Do you tell your fears to: 'Tia. Once. Sonja.
9.Do you go to for advice: Sonja.
10.Have you dreamt about: .. Luce.
11.Knows everything about you: No one.
12.Do you tell your secrets to: None.
13.Is the most shy: Me?
14.Is the loudest: Me or 'Tia.
15.Can't you live without: Dunno.
16.Is the most trendy: Celestia or Luce. Hands down to the blondes, people.
17.Can be the most annoying: Me.. Or Tia.
18.Lives the farthest away from you: No idea.
19.Lives closest to you: Iunno.
21.What do you look for in a friend?: Well, they gotta accept me first, dickhead.

*Relationships*
1.boyfriend/girlfriend's name: No one.
2.crush: You're a book. Why should I tell you?
3.where does that special someone live?: Hogwarts, and some big house. Thing. Place.
4.things you like in the opposite sex: I don't like the opposite sex. Ick.
5.when was your first kiss: When I was 14.
6.are you a virgin: No. Haha.
7.the most romantic thing anyone has done for you was: Um ..
8.which is more important- personality or looks?: Both.
9.first boyfriend/girlfriend: Daegan.
*Creative Q's*
1.If you had the choice to spin around the sun, or
walk on the moon, which would you choose and why?: The moon, divvy. I'd melt on the sun. Duh.
2.What color do you think best describes you and why?: Dunno.
3.If you could be doing anything right now, what would you be doing?: Something else.
4.Would you ever share you heart completely with someone else? If yes- who~* if no- why not?: No. Depends.
5.Which sense could you not live without, and why?: No idea.
6.Have you ever written on a mirror? If so what did you write?: 'Get. Out. Of. My. Bathroom.'
7.If you could change one thing you did in the last 24 hours, what would it be and why?: To sleep in a different armchair.
8.Do you prefer sleeping outside beneath the night sky, or your cozy bed indoors?: Cozy bed.
9.What is the most beautiful thing in the world?: ...
10.Name one person whose changed your life for the better: No one.
11.What can someone do to you that would turn you on fully- physically or mentally- or both?: Uhm ... Stuff.
12.If you knew you were going to pass away within the next few days, what would be the last thing you say, and who would you say that to?: Fuck you world. Haha.
13.What is one thing that can make you smile no matter what mood your in?: Uhm, dunno. Being kissed, perhaps.
14.If you could meet anyone, past or present, dead or alive, who would you meet and why?: That bloke who made the Muppets. He so totally rocks.
15.And finally, what makes you you?: Iunno. No one's like me, full stop.
~~~True or False~~~

I like my name: True. I guess.
I am a teenager: True
I like school: False
I hate school: True. Ish.
My school's cafeteria food is yummy: True. Ish.
I love the color black: True
I love the color pink: False.
I took a shower this morning: True
My hair is its natural color: True.
My favorite subject in school is Lunch: True.
I am straight: False.
I like Math: False,
I own Rainbows: False
I hate beef: False.
I am a vegetarian: False
I hardly ever watch TV: False. Big time.
I'd rather rent a movie then go to the movies: Uhm ..
I get physical exercise every day: True.
I have had an eating disorder: False.
I am short for my age: False
I am tall for my age: True. Ish.
I love hoodies: False.
I hate it when: people smile for no reason. Pricks.</sup>

[Anya Delioncour]

It seems, Mr Dragon, that you should find a better place for your diary. or 'thing' rather.While it was certainly enlightening- After all, you made it so obvious that you fancy one Mr Lucius Malfoy, I'm sure you don't want other people to read this and realise it. Especially not our dear Luce, as you you call him. You're lucky I hid this from him. He was right next to me, and wanted to know what was written in here. However, I guess I must have some respect left for those who consider me their friend. But if you leave it around again, the person who picks it up might not be as kind.
~*Tia*~

[Remus J. Lupin]

<sup>ooc :: swearing warning. mayday, mayday.

.....

What the fucking hell are you doing in my boxer drawer? And it ain't none of your fucking business who I like, you fucking little slutty bitch. I don't give a shit who goddamn knows, so keep your prissy little nose outta it, before I fucking break it.</sup>

[Anya Delioncour]

I was searching for those boxers of Lucius'. The fanclub said they'd give me a fortune if I got it for them.

And I suggest you be nice to me. Or ocme confront me in person. Cause I have some good black mail info now.