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Post by Regalo DiVita on Oct 24, 2005 13:46:11 GMT -5
Dear Stupid Journal,
Well, mama gave me this stupid journal to write in. She said it'd be fun to write on this crap.
Stop insulting me!
Woah... you can write back. Maybe your not so stupid after all. Wait... papa told me never to trust books that write back.
Don't worry. I'm safe. Your mother was the one that bewitched me. And I promise I won't tell anyone your secrets in this book.
How do I know you are telling the truth?
Owl your mother.
Okay, I will. Well I'm going to have breakfast.
~Regalo DiVita
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Post by Regalo DiVita on Oct 24, 2005 14:03:22 GMT -5
Dear Freaky Journal,
Freaky Journal?
Yes I've decided to call you Freaky Journal. Anyway I sent an owl to mama this morning.
And?
She says not to trust you.
WHAT!?!
I'm justing kidding, gosh! Here I'll tape up her letter.
Dear Reggie,
Yes, I bewitched your "freaky" journal. It's perfectly safe. And if anyone reads it other than you an intruder alarm will go off. Well have fun in school. Owl you later.
Love,
Mama
Told you!
How do I know your not a spy for ma?
Umm... try a lie detecter spell smarty! OWCH! Wrong spell mister!
Sorry, I was just seeing if you could feel pain.
Ow! Stop! Punching! Me!
Alright, alright. Here goes the lie dectector spell. Are you a spy?
No.
Okay, well that's good enough for me. Oh shit! Class starts in 2 mins. Bye.
Watch your language! Hey your just going to leave me here on the floor.
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Post by Regalo DiVita on Oct 24, 2005 14:16:10 GMT -5
Dea---
Hey you just left me on the floor earlier today.
Sorry... I was in a rush. But thank goodness no one read you, well it doesn't really matter. I didn't put any deep dark secrets in here yet.
But you just left me on the floor!
There are hundreds of books all over the Ravenclaw Common Room, no one would suspect a thing.
Yeah well one kid stepped on me.
I was wondering why there was a muddy footprint on your back cover. Well it's dinner time. Write in you later.
~Regalo
P.S. Wow! Three entries in one day.
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Post by Regalo DiVita on Oct 25, 2005 13:34:47 GMT -5
Dear Freaky Journal, Hey, how are you? How could I be? I am a book. Oh yea. Well I am very, very bored. Oh, do you wanna hide with me in your trunck. It's very, very fun. Really?!? No, I was being sarcastic you nitwit!Wanna play tic tac toe? Sure, I have nothing better to do.Ha! X WINS! I was X nitwit!Oh right. YAY! O LOSES!!! You are retarded!Oh yea, well your a stupid ugly piece of crap! Yeah, well you're a... wait why am I fighting with a idiotic human.What's that supposed to mean?? Anyway, do you wanna play word association. I was playing it with some friends. Wow, you are very bored.Yeah. Well anyway, do you want to play it? Sure why not!Journal, Book, Stupid, Idiotic, YOU, STINK, Socks, Smell, Garbage, Mouth, Nose, Eye, Me, Perfect, Grade, Study, O.W.Ls, N.E.W.Ts, Hogwarts, School, Reeks, Okay I no longer feel like playing.Great I'm bored again. I know what'll be fun... GO TO CLASS AND LEAVE ME ALONE!Oh my god! Class starts in 10 minutes! 5! Can't you even read a clock?Ignoring that, good bye FJ. FJ?Freaky Journal... ~Reg Good riddens. |
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Post by Regalo DiVita on Oct 26, 2005 11:33:33 GMT -5
Dear FJ, well actually your not that dear your more like idiotic! Idiotic FJ, You are so rude.Alright alright! Dear To FJ, Today was again a boring day... Man we need a holiday or something. Umm, isn't Halloween coming up soon?Oh right! I totally forgot... How could you??? Everyone's been talking about it!How do you know? You don't have ears... right?? True.Hmm, I wonder what I should be for Halloween?? Ooo...ooo be a wizard!!!  Hahahahahahaha very funny! Really?No! Ugh, why couldn't mum give me a normal book. Your so annoying! Ahem, it is "you're"... grammer boy! And if I'm so annoying why do you right in me anyway.Because you make a high pitch whining noise everytime I don't write in you. I DO NOT!You do too! DO NOT! Do too! DO NOT! DO TOO! DO NOT! DO NOT! DO TOO! HA! Well I'm going to sleep soon. It's 9:55. It's 10:55! You really are bad with time.Wait how do you see my watch? I have eyes on my front cover.And I see a mouth... That was one of my secrets.Why didn't you tell me? Because then it wouldn't be a secret! DA! And I can't believe you didn't find out until now! Wait I can believe it! You are so stupid! Wonder why your a Ravencl--- OW! Quit punching me.SILENCIO! MMmmm...mmm...nnn...mmmmmmph...That's better. Well I am going to bed soon. I have been having these strange dreams that a gnome was chasing me. Well good night. ~Reg |
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Post by Regalo DiVita on Oct 27, 2005 11:35:13 GMT -5
((One night, this freaky journal was whining so loud his ripped it in half. It stopped whining, and Regalo threw it in the garbage... maybe some unlucky student will find it, Repair it, and it would annoy them and Regalo would never worry about it again...and they could write in it))
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